Game: Fortunately, Unfortunately...(Kid Tested, Jew Approved)

**The Muffin Man** · 14th March 2005, 03:21 AM

Zak approved this and said I can. So nyah.

Unfortunetly, Heald was nowhere to be seen!

Fortunetly, Spider-Muffin-Man came to the rescue to restart the thread!

**Last Exile** · 14th March 2005, 03:29 AM

Unfortunately, his web broke and he fell before he could react.

Fortunately, Mary Jane Watson's indestructable 36C breasts broke his fall and Spiderman felt pretty damn good.

**Toxicity** · 14th March 2005, 08:19 AM

Unfortunately, considering it wasn't Kikyo-Hulk that broke his fall, Spider-Muffin-Man was a little peeved.

Fortunately, he managed to calm down.

**The Muffin Man** · 14th March 2005, 09:43 AM

Unfortunetly, Kikyo-Hulk could not.

Fortunetly, She wandered off to rip apart PCG, so no one really stopped her.

**fat man with a monkey** · 14th March 2005, 09:45 AM

Fortunately, Captain Cheesey was there to backseat mod.

Unfortunately, Captain cheesey was there to backseat mod.

**Agent Elrond** · 14th March 2005, 10:03 AM

Fortunately Little_Pikachu was there to nuke the entire place free of spammers.

Unfortunately Little_Pikachu had forgotten her bazooka.

**Zak** · 14th March 2005, 10:40 AM

Fortunately, she was drunk, so the CP worked just fine without a bazooka.

Unfortunately she went crazy and did some things she shouldn't have...

**Tainted** · 14th March 2005, 10:49 AM

Fortunately she got rid of ASB.

Unfortunately she brought back the Shipping forum.

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

**The Muffin Man** · 14th March 2005, 10:59 AM

Fortunetly, Chris was quick to code that anyone who posted a serious discussion about how Gary and Ash are perfect for each other was banned.

Unfortunetly, he did it while drunk.

**Cheesey** · 14th March 2005, 12:16 PM

Fortunately, he still managed to code it so that it was effective.

Unfortunately, the (still) drunken Suzie managed to mangle the code so that it was ineffective.

**Tainted** · 14th March 2005, 12:42 PM

Fortunately, TPM members were reminded of love, compassion, and what the world should be like.

Unfortunately, these feelings were always between fictional characters-- further pronouncing the fact that love is dead to the real world.

Adieu,
Zak Hunter

**Heald** · 14th March 2005, 01:48 PM

Fortunately the real world is of no concern to us internet users

Unfortunately some assclown aka fmwam changed the format of the game

Fortunately our lord and saviour Heald has put the thread back on track. Amen.

**mr_pikachu** · 14th March 2005, 03:07 PM

Unfortunately, you're not allowed to post three in-game statements, so Heald was banned.

Fortunately, that made the forum much cheerier.

**The Muffin Man** · 14th March 2005, 03:17 PM

Unfortunetly, Heald was the long lost member of the TPM Avengers, Iron Wang.

Fortunetly, he was unbanned as the only one who could bring up an argument otherwise was WPM...and it was unban Heald of ban WPM.

**Fett One** · 14th March 2005, 03:39 PM

Unfortunately, there was a goof up and everybody who was banned from this message board got unbanned

Fortunately, these people never found out about it

**Heald** · 14th March 2005, 03:59 PM

Unfortunately, you sucked off a goat.

Fortunately, I can't get banned since I made this game

**Last Exile** · 14th March 2005, 09:44 PM

Unfortunately, someone with a camera caught Helad in the act of his dark, secret fantasy.

Fortunately, the lens cap was still on.

**fat man with a monkey** · 14th March 2005, 09:48 PM

Unfortunately, it was on Heald.

Fortunately, the goat loved him anyways.

Besides, it was Heald's fault the game got turned around. He gave me some "jesus juice" and told me to take of my pants. I was young! I was naive! I wanted posts!

**Fett One** · 14th March 2005, 11:56 PM

Unfortunately, the goat died while Heald was still in the middle of performing his dark, secret fantasy

Fortunately, the goat got processed into food for the homeless

**mr_pikachu** · 15th March 2005, 12:10 AM

Unfortunately, not even the homeless wanted to eat the goat.

Fortunately, other goats ate it.

**fat man with a monkey** · 15th March 2005, 12:21 AM

Unfortunately, it's a well-known fact that the ingestion of one goat by another causes goats to turn into albacore.

Fortunately, everyone likes albacore.

**Last Exile** · 15th March 2005, 01:50 AM

Unfortunately, Albacore is not available in Australia.

Fortunately, Albacore is not available in Australia.

**mr_pikachu** · 15th March 2005, 03:53 PM

Unfortunately, this game's developed a trend of having the "Fortunately" and "Unfortunately" statements be identical.

Fortunately, it provides a cool dramatic effect.

**phaedrus** · 15th March 2005, 04:49 PM

Unfortunately, this dramatic effect capsized the Titanic.

Fortunately, it was already underwater so no one gave a damn.

**fat man with a monkey** · 15th March 2005, 04:56 PM

Unfortunately, leonardo dicaprio was there.

Fortunately, Jamey didn't post the same thing for his fortunately, but he felt compelled to.

**The Muffin Man** · 15th March 2005, 05:18 PM

Unfortunetly, it was the law. And Jamey became supergay for being glad Leonardo DiCaprio was there.

Fortunetly, :winky:

**phaedrus** · 15th March 2005, 05:31 PM

Unfortunately, the :winky: succumbed to the power 8).

Fortunately, the 8) actually had the power to subordinate the :winky: into a slave position.

**Toxicity** · 15th March 2005, 06:15 PM

Unfortunately, :k-rad: attempted to get rid of both of them.

Fortunately, :k-rad: caused itself to have a seizure.

**fat man with a monkey** · 15th March 2005, 06:30 PM

Unfortunately, :wtf: died...

Fortunately, Mike was wrong, because Jamey meant it's fortunate that lenoardo dicaprio was at the bottom of the ocean.

**Last Exile** · 15th March 2005, 09:01 PM

Unfortunately, Mike never had a brain to realise it.

Fortunately, modern biotechnology was finally able to provide him with one.

**Fett One** · 15th March 2005, 09:05 PM

Unfortunately, he was provided the brain of a seriel killer

Fortunately, he fought the urge to kill

**fat man with a monkey** · 15th March 2005, 09:12 PM

Unfortunately, he killed Tony the Tiger (lol cereal killer)

Fortunately, Lucky the leprechaun joined him on a killing spree after the kids took his lucky charms.

**The Muffin Man** · 15th March 2005, 09:15 PM

Unfortunetly, Mike went "Coocoo for Cocoa Puffs" and slaughtered Lucky.

Fortunetly, Mikes urge to kill faded. And he sat in the snow with his family, basking in TVs warm glowing warming glow.

**Last Exile** · 15th March 2005, 09:35 PM

Unfortunately, the snow froze them in and the urge to kill came back via crap TV.

Fortunately, a gust of blizzard switched the channel to an Adult channel, so mMike and his significant other got off while the rest of the family learned about the magical wonders of X-rated porn.

**Fett One** · 15th March 2005, 11:05 PM

Unfortunately, watching Mike and his significant other getting off and learning about the magical wonders of X-rated porn caused the rest of the family mental anguish

Fortunately, they were able to sue Mike for millions due to the mental anguish

**Last Exile** · 15th March 2005, 11:37 PM

Unfortunately, Mike was bankrupt, so he couldn't pay up.

Fortunately, they were able to sue the director repsonsible for the material and got their millions in the end.

**fat man with a monkey** · 15th March 2005, 11:44 PM

Unfortunately, Exile broke a rule, and mike was awarded the millions of dollars.

Fortunately, Mike, being the awesome and uber nice guy he is, used a small portion of his millions of dollars to buy Jamey a black Lambourghini Diablo with yellow leather interior.

**mr_pikachu** · 16th March 2005, 02:06 AM

Unfortunately, mr_pikachu accidentally set the car on fire while Jamey was in it.

Fortunately, there were several buckets of water conveniently placed right next to the car.

**Last Exile** · 16th March 2005, 05:11 AM

Unfortunately, the water made the ink on the money run so the money was illegitimate.

Fortunately, the car was insured, so there was a massive payout all the same along with a wrongful damages lawsuit and punitive damages and Jamey was absolutely hammered.

**The Muffin Man** · 16th March 2005, 09:19 AM

Unfortunetly, his opponent(One Mr.Fire) had Johnny Cochrin(or whatever), and won the suit.

Fortunetly, a convenient beach party broke out, and no one seemed to care Jamey was millions of dollars in debt.

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