<Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it would be in Japanese, and unless you can understand their language, it would not be worth it to watch.

I wish that anyone here in North America could understand foreign languages from all over the world.

[Fett One]

Granted but everyone forgets how to speak english in the process

I wish there was no risk of robots turning against humans

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since people don't have to worry about robots turning on them, they don't notice that their own pets are turning against them ... soon it will be too late and the human race is extinct.

I wish I didn't have a robot that would obey me.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Instead you have a robot that throws you into a wood chipper despite your screaming protests.

I wish that I didn't procrastinate so much.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but you lose the ability to prioritize as well. Soon you find yourself completely unable to do anything as you can never decide what to do first.

I wish my glasses were indestructable.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but they are now attached to your face causing your vision to weaken making you blind.

I wish Master of Paradox didn't become blind.

[Fett One]

Granted but he becomes deaf instead.

I wish a cure for every single disease was invented

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. Unfortunately, the cure itself is a terminal disease.

I wish the various facets of my personality were people.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Sadist MoP kills all the other MoPs, then kills himself to spite everyone who ever cared about any of the MoPs.

I wish that no professional athletes cheated.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but because of your wish, every sport becomes boring because everyone plays fair and nothing really special happens.

I wish I could find a way to get rid of the WASLs.

[Fett One]

Granted but it gets replaced by something that is 10 times worst

I wish to never require sleep

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. The dead never sleep.

I wish I owned a DVD burner.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But you immediatly are aressted by the police as part of an illicit burned DVD suppling ring.

I wish some one would make a really snappy twisted wish to this one.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. You snap in half.

I wish I had no mental illnesses.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Since every other person in the world has a mental illness and therefore sees you as an outsider, all humanity hunts you down and kills you with sharpened broomsticks and paper-mache.

I wish I could teleport at will to any location I desired.

[Fett One]

Granted but on your first teleport you accidently materialize into a room with half of your body inside a wall , which kills you instantly

I wish the Jedi can never lose to the Sith

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but a new powerful race comes along and since they aren't the Sith, the Jedi immediately loses to this superior race. (And the universes destroys itself.)

I wish I knew why I put that last comment into my answer to Fett One's Wish.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Your stalker whispers it into your ear right before killing you with a bloody, rusty scythe.

I wish that we didn't hurt the ones we love.

[Fett One]

Granted but now people hurt themselves instead

I wish for universal peace

[Inferno_Dragon]

Yes, but it comes with a drawback, in order to have universal piece, everyone must be dead. Then things will be piece.

I wish that I had a cool looking watch.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. It's surgically implanted into your arm in such a way that it causes you searing, intense pain for the rest of your life.

I wish Mr. Pikachu's answers didn't involve death.

[Fett One]

Granted, his wishs now only cause people to get beaten to within an inch of death

I wish the new Spider-Man movie will come out now instead of May

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since everyone will want to see it now, you will have to wait until May because that's when you can finally get a ticket to see it. (Of course, people will already tell how it ended and the plotline so what is the point of seeing it? I mean don't you hate people like that?)

I wish I could make a Final Fantasy Video like College Saga.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you made exactly the same video and that's copying.

I wish I could use the English 'I wish'-construction.

[Fett One]

Inferno_Dragon, i'm one of those people who likes tor ead spoilers so people telling me whats happens isn't a big deal.


Granted but you use it wrong which causes you to get arrested and spend the rest of your life in jail

I wish to own every single Spider-Man Comic ever made

[Hinoryu]

Granted. Every Spiderman comic ever printed is in your room. Unfortunately, when you count how many copies of each issue, and then how many issues, counting various AUs and crossovers were printed, you are immediately crushed to death by the sheer weight of the comics.

I wish for a Coca-cola.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it actually has Coke in it so the minute you drink it ... you get arrested.

(Really, Fett One? You don't care if somebody spoils the movie for you. To me, that is the irrating part about people but that's just me.)

I wish I could arrive at the movie theater and make it throughout the whole movie without somebody spoiling the best parts of the movie for me.

[Hinoryu]

Granted. However, every single person in the theater, save yourself, is talking on cell phones, taking care of crying babies, and so on, so you don't actually get to hear anything from the movie. And the person in front of you is too tall to see over, so you can't see the movie. And the gum and coke on the ground has stuck your feet there, so you can't move.

I wish my DS would charge faster.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. It charges so fast that the battery shorts out.

I wish my DS had infinite battery life.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but in order for that to happen, you have to play non-stop constantly until the day you die.

I wish that the next wish would written in morse code.

[Hinoryu]

--. .-. .- -. - . -.. --..-- / -... ..- - / .. / -.. --- -. .----. - / - .... .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -.. / .. - .-.-.-

... As I am interested in seeing how you people would twist it, I wish for the world to explode.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. The World is boss from House of the Dead 4... so you're majorly disappointed that your morbid wish is not granted the way you want it. Plus... you are The World.

I wish I have an AK47... legally.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but this AK-47 is cursed so everytime you use it, you will kill a close loved one.

I wish I had a book of spells that would counteract any evil curses.

[Fett One]

Granted but you accidently counter a curse that was preventing a demon from entering our dimension. This demon thanks you by making you watch him kill your family.

I wish the demon was never released onto earth

[Master of Paradox]

Granted, but in the process of granting the wish you're trapped in his dimension.

I wish for wings that work.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, they work but you don't know how to use them and all the instructions on how to use them have been destroyed, written and digital.

I wish the Rock N' Roll scene in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was never put in there. (That scene really was out of place in my opinion.)

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. They work excellently for clawing your brains out of your skull through your eye sockets against your will. And then flying your corpse around the world.

I wish that it didn't take me so long to find creative ways to kill people with their wishes.


EDIT: Case in point; T-Tar Master beat me to replying. >_<

(To twist your wish... granted. Instead, they had a scene with trance music which caused the audience to go into a hypnotic daze and slaughter you mercilessly.)

[Fett One]

Granted but you think up the deaths so fast that you start killing everyone you see just so you can keep up with the thoughts

I wish all DVDs cost only $1

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but they come in cheap packing and the minute you put the DVD in the disc player, it breaks and now you have a faulty disc player ... plus the DVD is destroyed.

I wish all DVDs cost $100.00.

[Hinoryu]

Granted. As a result, no one can buy DVDs anymore, or at least not as often, and as such, DVDs can no longer feasibly be made, as companies only take a loss on them, thus, DVD production stops.

I wish I actually could get around to writing chapter 4 of my fic and not ADHD off.