Granted, but the Chocobo is extremely disobedient, which prevents you from being able to do anything with it.
I wish gaming on computers was cheaper.
Granted, but the movie doesn't really sell well because it only shows people sitting on their computers and you can't even see what they are doing with those computers.
I wish for my own Chocobo.
Granted, but the Chocobo is extremely disobedient, which prevents you from being able to do anything with it.
I wish gaming on computers was cheaper.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but it makes buying the game consoles and actual game cartridges/discs much more expensive as a result.
I wish this pandemic would be totally over before the end of the year.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
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Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but time starts running 1,000 times slower.
I wish we could become real Pokemon Masters.
Granted, but Shuckle is the only Pokemon that exists in our world so becoming a Pokemon Master isn't that big of a deal.
I wish to be able to travel to Hyrule to meet Link.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but you end up getting to Hyrule at the same time as a curtain of twilight, as it turns you into a spirit and forces Link to rescue you.
I wish the upcoming Legend of Zelda game wouldn't have an enemy that can instantly kill Link no matter how much health he has.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted. There's no Link at all in that game, the main character is Zelda instead.
I wish to have a wife and children.
Granted, your create a virtual world wherein you have a wife and kids.
I wish Homer Simpson would become president of the United States.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. He overthrows Donald Trump, but makes a much bigger mess in the United States as he attempts to clean up Trump's mess.
I wish there would be a crossover movie with Bugs Bunny, Woody Woodpecker, and the rest of their respective crews.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
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Granted. Woody Woodpecker does his famous trademark laugh for the movie. Too bad the movie has so many funny moments that you hear Woody laughing all the time throughout the movie so that all other noises and voices can barely be made out.
I wish Fett One was Captain Kirk.
Granted, but.....I get the............Enterprise destroyed..........after...........only 1 hour in command.
I wish Roger Rabbit would do a full length crossover with Bugs Bunny.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. Roger Rabbit ends up replacing Daffy Duck in a cartoon starring the two wabbits and Elmer Fudd, as without Daffy Duck, it is always "wabbit season", and as a result, both Bugs Bunny and Roger Rabbit are shot in the cartoon multiple times, while Daffy Duck ends up not being shot at all in the cartoon.
I wish I could pull the ultimate prank without being caught by anyone.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, you play dead and end up buried alive.
I wish Sailor Moon was for real and I was Tuxedo Mask.
Granted, but all of the Sailor Moon villains are real as well, so all of your time is spent just trying to stay alive while fighting them.
I wish the next Avengers movie has them battling kaiju.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but the kaiju end up wiping out the entire Avengers team with no problem whatsoever.
I wish a monkey could be taught how to chew gum without putting the gum in its fur or anywhere else gum doesn't belong.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted. You become a monkey.
I wish I could turn into an animal of my choice and also be able to turn back into a human whenever I want.
Granted, you become the new Beast Boy, including the green skin.
I wish cockroaches would cease to exist.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but mosquitoes become FAR more common, and end up appearing throughout the entire year.
I wish the Cowardly Lion hadn't been absent from the Marvelous Land of Oz arc of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz 1986 anime.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but that animation becomes rather boring since Cowardly Lion is the only character featured.
I wish to become a samurai.
Granted but you can only become a samurai while in Las Vegas, since what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
I wish people never get headaches.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. But as a result, people get aches on other areas of their bodies more often.
I wish I knew how to silence a rule breaker so that they would stop complaining about what they did that was wrong.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, but then people who do even something small right start boasting about it non-stop.
I wish I was able to create new worlds.
Granted but the new worlds are the size of a marble and can only support microbes.
I wish for a Star Wars movie and/or tv show that details Darth Maul's life from the end of the Clone Wars up to his first appearance in Rebels.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. A new Star Wars TV show debuts detailing all those specifications about Darth Maul, but the TV show ends up cancelled after only the first episode.
I wish Nintendo would allow fans to make fan games starring their famous characters.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, for some odd reason, in turn, Nintendo starts making games about their fans, including you and me, using us in embarrassing and offensive contexts.
I wish to become a videogame character myself.
Granted, you get to be a NPC in the next Mario Kart game.
I wish Mark Hamill would reprise his role of the Trickster on The Flash tv show.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but it ends up becoming his last role as he ends up dying under mysterious circumstances after only a few tapings.
I wish clowns had the ability to walk not only on floors, but also walls and ceilings.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted, that applies to killer clowns only so they are more frightful than ever.
I wish to have Voldemort's powers so I could finally crush Harry Potter.
Granted, but you are done in by the protection spell just like Voldemort was.
I wish to have the powers of Spider-Man.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, you acquire only the powers of Spider-Man, but not the looks, actually, you'll get an awful, frumpy and ugly look, unlike the real Amazing Spider-Man.
I wish to get a job.
Granted, you get a job as a food tester for a mobster, who doesn't trust his people to not poison his food.
I wish Disney would make a sequel to "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. The sequel ends up being called "Who Killed Roger Rabbit", as he ends up dying very early in the film, setting up the plot to figure out who was responsible for his death.
I wish people were immune to poison of all kinds.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted but that makes me unemployed again because testing food for that mobster, like Fett One granted my latest wish, becomes pointless.
I wish to obtain supreme wisdom.
Granted, but with with supreme wisdom comes supreme responsibility. Your new found wisdom makes you realize you don't have the responsibility yet so you give up said wisdom for the greater good.
I wish Marvel Comics would give War Machine his own tv show.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but it ends up only available on Netflix, and only if you pay a lifetime subscription fee of one million dollars.
I wish I was a jack of all trades.
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020
Granted but that makes you also master of none. You even get banned form TPM, because everyone here is a Pokemaster.
I wish the next IIHF World Championship could end up with a super exciting final match between Finland and USA, and with a super exciting shootout in the end.
Granted but the game ultimately ends in a tie upsetting everyone.
I wish to own a Tie Interceptor.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted but it's only a toy introduced in Galaxy's Edge 2 and your girlfriend sits on it and it gets broken.
I wish my neighbours weren't so noisy.
Granted, they lose the ability to talk but now they are super messy from all of the paper that they are using to communicate via writing.
I wish Ash would finally evolve his Pikachu into Raichu.
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. Ash ends up evolving his Pikachu into Raichu in the final episode, but due to controversial content it never airs anywhere in the world.
I wish there was a place with gooseberry trees where the gooseberries have a resemblance to a real goose's head (it's a reference to a Tales of the Wizard of Oz short).
Knight of Time
Legend of Zelda fan for life.
Owner of the Zelda Unown Trophy (2011), the Gamer Unown Trophy (2012), the Hangman Trophy (2014), the Have you played this game? Unown Trophy (2015), and the Hard Worker Trophy (2019)
Discord Handle: Knight of Time#4253
Moderator of GGG since April 2, 2020