[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up cooking your own goose after having a freak accident while on the job.

I wish there was another game show where you could win money where losing any time on the show would cause you to leave with nothing.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but all the expenses will be taken from your property, Knight of Time, leaving you without money, shelter, videogames...

I wish politicians didn't lie to people.

[Fett One]

Granted, but knowing the truth about absolutely everything causes the public to be in a constant state of panic.

I wish for a crossover comic between the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Sonic the Hedgehog.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but when Sonic acquires all the Chaos Emeralds, their energy severely weakens the TMNT so that they cannot help Sonic in battle if he turns into Super Sonic.

I wish there was a reliable online solver for a 5x5x5 Rubik's Cube that someone with one of these kind of Rubik's Cubes could use if the Cube was scrambled enough.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you, Knight of Time, become a master at solving 5x5x5 Rubik's Cube superfast making the online solver useless to you.

I wish that whenever a leader of a country wants to declare a war, those wars could be fought using robots with AI in an already deserted planet somewhere so there would be zero human casualties.

[Fett One]

Granted, but this accidentally causes the creation of Skynet, which turns on humanity and wipes us out.

I wish for an X-men/Star Wars crossover.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The Star Wars crew ends up in the world of the X-Men characters, but their ship ends up being shot down by a mysterious unseen mutant, getting the Star Wars characters to blame the X-Men for the incident and starting a war between the two sides as the unseen mutant gets clean away, satisfied with its work.

I wish the game show 1 vs 100 would return with a taping with Homer Simpson as the "one" and Nelson Muntz and his entire family (including distant cousins) as the mob of 100, so that if Homer lost all the money at any point, he'd get a "Ha Ha!".

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but Homer Simpson gets so angry that he tries to strange Nelson Muntz as he often does to Bart Simpson 'Why you little!'.

I wish I could wish unoriginal wishes in this game with nobody noticing.

[Fett One]

Granted, but instead of noticing things with your wishes, people start picking apart everybody else's wishes.

I wish it was impossible for people to have eyesight worse than 20/20.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result, everyone's eyes become more susceptible to bright light, making it impossible to see anything in a well-lit room.

I wish my birthday would be on Easter Sunday again in the future (this year, my birthday is the day before Easter Sunday; my 10th birthday was on Easter Sunday though back in 1993).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You just made yourself age backwards.

I wish I could age backwards.

[Fett One]

Granted, but age backwards 1 year every hour until you cease to exist.

I wish clothing never got dirty so doing laundry isn't necessary.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but your clothing shrinks each time it is worn, forcing you to have to get new clothes at least once every month.

I wish I could blow the world's largest bubble.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, the bubble becomes 9.0 lightyears in width swallowing not only sun, but also our second nearest star, Proxima Centauri.

I wish for a cute pet puppy.

[Fett One]

Granted, but it's a special puppy that can never age beyond being a puppy, which makes it untrainable, so you have to deal with it always ripping up your stuff and going in the house.

I wish the next Star Wars is about Boba Fett's life after the events of the Clone Wars but before A New Hope.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but Boba Fett asks you to take his place for the movie, and it becomes all about you instead (but with more of the bad/embarrassing things than good).

I wish I could fool someone celebrating their birthday on April Fool's Day by giving them a sponge cake made with a sponge, covered in icing so that it only resembles a true sponge cake, but with a candle on it (cookie if you can guess where I got this from!).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but that someone happens to be Edgar Wallace, an English writer who has been dead since 1932 so the prank doesn't really work.

I wish I knew what Knight of Time was referring to with that wish.

[Fett One]

Granted but the knowledge of what Knight of Time was referring to leaves you with such profound happiness, that all other knowledge leaves you with a sense of dread.

I wish TPM becomes the new happiest place on earth.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. TPM ends up competing with Disney to become the new happiest place on Earth, and upon being replaced by TPM, Disney goes completely out of business and loses all its magic as everything connected to Disney (including its many movies) ceases to exist.

I wish that a movie released in theaters would immediately be released on DVD once the movie completely stops playing in the theaters.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. The movie will be on theaters forever.

I wish to be able to befriend a polar bear.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the polar bear takes advantage of your friendship by eaten you out of house and home.

I wish to never have bad dreams.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Upon going to sleep tonight, you'll have no dreams whatsoever (no bad dreams, but also no good dreams).

I wish Cosmo and Wanda (the fairies on Fairly OddParents) would grant a wish for me someday and simultaneously stop granting wishes for Timmy Turner.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but they make your wishes come true inside their own world only. You can't enter their cartoon no matter how true your wishes are inside that world.

I wish I could go to the Middle-Earth and valiantly deliver the Master Ring of Power to be unmade in the fires of Mt. Doom.

[Fett One]

Granted but with Christopher Lee dead, Saruman isn't around to try and stop you so its an uneventful and downright boring trip to Mt. Doom.

I wish to be able to webswing from building to building just like Spider-Man.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but without a bite from a radioactive spider, you end up only being able to webswing from building to building for a few minutes before you run out of webbing in mid-air and crash.

I wish it was impossible to choke on hot dogs.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, now heated dogs, being the only food you can't choke on, become a popular dish making dog owners eat their own best friends.

I wish I wasn't so drowsy these days.

[Fett One]

Granted, you are now hyper awake to the point that you can just barely fall to sleep at night.

I wish cold milk can put people to sleep instead of warm milk.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result, cold milk freezes and destroys the insides of people who drink it, causing people to be put to sleep- permanently.

I wish I had a bottomless stomach like Shaggy (from Scooby Doo), with the benefits of (1) never getting a stomachache and (2) never gaining weight from eating too much.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Now you eat more than you get money so you can no longer afford anything other than food.

I wish Finland got its former very own currency Markka back.

[Fett One]

Granted, but getting it's own currency back causes a huge surge in inflation so no one can afford to buy anything with the Markka so everyone ends up using the old currency instead.

I wish money wasn't necessary for survival like in Star Trek.

Edit: edited to fix grammer.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, as a result everything becomes free, but the stores run out of items so fast that within a week, the store shelves are all empty, forcing the stores to close indefinitely.

I wish Norm the genie (from Fairly OddParents) would grant the next wish made here (after this wish of mine).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but now Fett One turns into a genie.

I wish to obtain 20 more videogame consoles (I already have 30).

[Fett One]

Granted, but to make room for them you first have to get rid of 20 consoles.

I wish mythological creatures are real.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but humans end up ceasing to exist as a result.

I wish people couldn't get celiac disease.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now all the animals who require wheat to live get celiac disease so they die without any edible nutrition.

I wish mythological creatures, humans, animals, plants and funguses could all coexist.

[Fett One]

Granted, but human greed causes all of the other creatures to be second and third class citizens.

I wish for a movie that has Sean Connery's James Bond team-up with Pierce Brosnan's James Bond.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but an encounter with Goldfinger ends up turning Sean Connery's James Bond into stone, forcing Pierce Brosnan's James Bond to have to look for the one thing that can undo the ring's effect (if you're wondering where I got the turned to stone part from Fett One, watch the Super Mario Bros. Super Show animated episode On Her Majesty's Sewer Service).

I wish I had the highest IQ of anyone in the world.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, now everyone on the planet can barely count to two except you who can count to three.

I wish for a Lelouch Lamperouge cosplay costume.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the costume was made using toxic chemicals that causes hallucinations upon skin contact, causing you to think you are actually Lelouch, which leads to you getting arrested for trying to mind control people with a geass.

I wish a new Zorro movie would be made starring Pinky and the Brain.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Pinky and The Brain end up brainwashing Zorro in the movie, turning him into a crazed madman who helps them take over the world.

I wish I could make and direct a movie about TPM.