[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted I'll appear to your home and clean it. However, I pretty much believe you can't find anything you're looking for after I have put everything in its unusual place.

I wish I had a remote control to control everything in my life just like the one in the movie 'Click' except it only had the rewind effect, and its forward effect didn't work at all, for my own protection .

[Fett One]

Granted, but but the rewind button ends up sticking and causes you to end up in prehistoric times, with no way to get home since the fast forward button doesn't work.

I wish to be able to predict the future

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

One week rule!

Granted. You'll become able to predict when a 12-sided die gets 12. You won't be able to predict the other numbers, nor anything else.

I wish to know if God exists.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The only way you'd be able to get the answer to your question is after you die.

I wish Club Nintendo would add some new items to their rewards catalog.

[Fett One]

Granted. They add nothing but poorly drawn trading cards.

I wish big corporations weren't so greedy.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now smaller corporations are greedy.

I wish my computer mouse functioned properly.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. It begins to perform better, but your keyboard ends up getting major problems instead.

I wish TVGuide's TV listings were changed so that it'd show what was on every local channel I have (including digital channels) at any time, for the next 4 weeks instead of the next 2 weeks.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

One Week Rule!

Granted but for some odd reason, the magazine weighs now 10 kilos as the pages are heavier than they used to be and there are more of them.

I wish I was as knowledgeable as Wikipedia.

[Fett One]

Granted. All the knowledge you know posses is inaccurate

I wish to own and control a Cosmic Cube.

[firepokemon]

Your wish is granted and you get the very special Cosmic Cube. Oops it appears to be a Chinese counterfeit.

I wish people would post faster to the games in Hangman and Brainstrain.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but the faster pace causes them to make more typos.

I wish people could understand my text no matter how many typos it contained.

[Fett One]

Granted but no one can understand what you are writing if it doesn't have any typos.

I wish to have to never cook again.

[firepokemon]

Granted but you're forced to have a giant tube attached to you with an incredibly unpleasant smell and taste that causes you to bloat up.

I wish there were a few more active posters and a few more games for us to play.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but everyone wished for the same time and this results up in too many unoriginal posts and games.

I wish Blind Guardian had made the music for the Lord of the Rings movies.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the songs are a rip off of another bans songs, causing a huge law suite, that ends with them in jail.

I wish The Avengers sequel will use Kang the Conquer as the villain instead of Thanos.

[BTPoke]

Granted, but Kang is horribly nerfed in some way that you will absolutely hate

I wish It would be summer vacation already.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it's the last day of the vacation.

I wish I had come up with a real birthday present to a certain someone.

[Fett One]

Granted but that certain someone isn't the certain someone that you were thinking of.

I wish a sequel or prequel to Space Balls would be made.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. A sequel and a prequel are both made, but they end up being the exact same game...named Space Balls.

I wish I had an e-Reader (the GBA accessory) and the ability to put every, or nearly every single world e level onto my newly acquired copy of Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. But as a price, you'll be drawn into the game and your role shall be the first Koopa Troopa in the game, the one Mario always kills in order to use its shell to get Raccoon Mario in the first level.

I wish nobody scored any goals against Finland anymore in this IIHF World Championship.

[Fett One]

Granted but Finland is now incapable of scoring any goals as well causing every game to end scoreless.

I wish online stores never ever charge for shipping.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As a result though by not charging shipping costs, the online stores eventually all collapse.

I wish that people selling items online would do whatever it takes to keep the scent of third-hand smoke off the items.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now they want extra fee to compensate that effort.

I wish I was Link.

[Fett One]

Granted. You are now a link in a bike chain.

I wish I didn't suffer from allergies.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Everyone around you instead suffers from allergies...which seem to be caused around your presence.

I wish I knew a way to get rid of third-hand smoke particles from a booklet, box, etc., without having to get them wet.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, now you can and must blow them to atoms.

I wish Facebook never existed.

[Fett One]

KoT, I'm actually perfectly fine with that.

Granted, Myspace ends up becoming the biggest social network instead.

I wish people would stop twittering about every single thing they do during the day.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Twitter ends up going down forever as a result, not even celebrities can use it now.

I wish that GGG would get quite a bit more activity in the next few days.

[BTPoke]

Granted, but everyone active on it becomes horribly and stupidly illiterate.

I wish my favorite fanfiction would update more.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the quality of the stories takes a nosedive to the point that the stories are unreadable.

I wish magic was real.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But as a result, people begin to learn all the magicians' secrets (how they do each trick in their acts), and pretty soon, magic tricks and magicians end up becoming as popular as a show with only one audience member (aka not popular at all).

I wish there was no such thing as a biting insect.

[BTPoke]

granted, but there are now as many more types of stinging insects as however many biting insects were erased.

I wish I could talk to animals.

[Fett One]

Granted, you can now talk to animals but you can no longer talk to humans.

I wish Avengers remains the top movie of the summer.

[BTPoke]

eh, I don't talk to humans much anyway xD

Granted, but the price of the movie skyrockets to an insane price.

I wish I had a new Ipod.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

BTPoke, sorry but in Games, Games, Games you have to wait for two other persons to post before you can post again unless one week has passed since one new reply.

Anyways, granted, but it's only a toy iPod with no screen and you can't phone anybody or practically do anything else either with it.

I wish I could find my own candidate, good enough to vote for in the next municipal election.

[Fett One]

Granted, but it's an imaginary candidate so no one but you votes for hm/her.

I wish to own working web shooters so I can web up people that annoy me.

[BTPoke]

Granted, but.... I was going to say something inappropriate, but I'll say this instead: but the webbing is incredibly thin and ineffective

I wish I was a few years older.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, tomorrow you will be 2 years older. But day after tomorrow, you will be already 4 years older, and finally, after 50 days, you'll reach 100 years!

I wish I had a watch.

[Fett One]

Granted. You are given a toy watch from a box of cracker jacks.

I wish to have a T-Rex for a pet.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. It turns on you and eats you alive.

I wish that someone could invent a Rubik's Cube so difficult (e.g. 50 by 50, maybe?), that only an ultimate genius would have a chance to solve it.