[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

[Fett One]

Granted, but upon meeting you, he immediately kills you and steals your wallet.

I wish for a new animated star trek show.

[Knight of Time]

o_O Fett One...if I was that kind of person I'd be the total opposite of who I am.

Anyway granted, but the animation is so horrible it ends after only the first episode.

I wish I was harder for people to push around.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, now they push you only from the front.

I wish I could crack better jokes.

[Fett One]

Knight of Time, that was the only twist I could think of at the time.

Granted, but you only become good at jokes that are at other people's expense.

I wish Agents of Shield makes it to season 10.

[Knight of Time]

That's understandable Fett One...I just got a little caught off guard there when you twisted the wish Mikachu made about me, though.

Granted, but the season takes so much time to get ready to be aired on TV, that it eventually makes its appearance...100 years later.

I wish Drew Carey was able to get his game show Power of 10 revived someday.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted.

The question value for the first question will be 1000.00$
The question value for the second question will be 1010.00$
The question value for the third question will be 1011.00$
The question value for the fourth question will be 1011.10$
The question value for the fifth question will be 1011.11$

I wish to lead BRITANNIA.

[Fett One]

Granted, you become the new lead of Britannia but are quickly overthrown by Lelouch vi Britannia when he uses his gease on you to make you turn over leadership to him.

I wish Deadpool gets to be in the next Avengers movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the ones who make the movie will be people who don't know a thing about Deadpool making his appearance ridiculous.

I wish to have my own submarine.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it sinks on its first expedition, taking you with it.

I wish I was able to add at least one TPMer to my list of Neofriends on my new Neopets account (which is based on my current username).

[Fett One]

Granted, one TPMer joins your list but that person permanently becomes the only person on your list.

I wish for a Daredevil/Batman team up movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you get it on DVD but once you open the case and pick the disc, it melts away.

I wish all the TPMers lived in the same country so we could arrange meetings more easily.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the meetings always end with someone in the hospital so people eventually stop going.

I wish Avengers 4 ends up being the greatest superhero movie of all time.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As a result the sequel ends up being a terrible movie, and the Avengers movies soon stop coming.

I wish that terrorists' weapons would backfire on them if they tried to kill innocent people.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. They'll switch to fighting with tools that aren't traditionally classified as weapons, such as screwdrivers and frying pans.

I wish I could work on a new official translation of Sailor Moon anime from Japanese to Finnish.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you only get to translate one line in one episode.

I wish Celebrity Family Feud was on for an entire year and not just during the summer.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but for some odd reason the winter version of it will take place on Southern Hemisphere where it's actually summer then and this paradox results in the program not being on air at all.

I wish for Nintendo Switch.

[Fett One]

Granted, but your Switch is set to Spanish and can't be changed.

I wish to be the richest person on the planet.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result you make a lot (and I mean, a LOT) of enemies due to your newfound riches as everyone accuses you of cheating them out of all their money.

I wish the lifespan of computers was as long as the average lifespan of humans.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Now humans live for 5 years.

I wish to be accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

[Fett One]

Granted. You get placed into Slytherin, which leads to you becoming corrupt and you end up being expelled before you can become a dangerous threat.

I wish to be able to visit the Mushroom Kingdom.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up visiting at a bad time, as Mario and Luigi end up injured while trying to prevent Bowser from kidnapping Princess Peach, and they end up asking you to rescue her, while warning you that their powerups are incompatible with you, and as a result, you are quickly defeated and killed by a Goomba after you agree to go in their stead.

I wish Donald Trump's successor in the White House would be able to clean up his many messes.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, the successor is a professional janitor.

I wish for my own BlackWarGreymon.

[Fett One]

Granted but he is constantly questioning his existence to the point that he completely ignores you and flies off to parts unknown.

I wish South Park last as many seasons as The Simpsons.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. By the time The Simpsons and South Park have the same number of seasons, a crossover is made, but the main characters in each start a war with each other, and in the end both series end up being cancelled due to the sheer amount of deaths in each franchise.

I wish it was impossible for people to lose any of their senses (sight, hearing, taste, smell, touch) or be born without at least one of the senses.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Now they all are born without legs.

I wish everyone in the world could speak Finnish.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you forget how to speak Finnish so you can't communicate with anyone.

I wish for a Terminator/Robocop crossover movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but the movie ends up being so good that Arnold Schwarzenegger retires and to displease his fans, never returns to movie or politics.

I wish Fett One was a professional movie director.

[Fett One]

Granted, my movies are huge successes but the stress of making them nearly kills me.

I wish global warming wasn't an issue.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now governments discuss should cheese be put below or above cold cuts on bread.

I wish English prepositions weren't my weak point in grammar.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you loose the ability to use past/present/future tense in English.

I wish Daredevil gets a season 4 on Netflix.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but all your devices to use Netflix on get broken.

I wish all the current bugs here at TPM were fixed with a minimal downtime.

[Fett One]

Granted, the bugs are fixed but everyone's account is deleted in the process.

I wish Netflix would stop canceling the Marvel shows.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the scriptwriters, actors and other people behind the Marvel shows get replaced by monkeys.

I wish for my own harem.