<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 5 (Approved by The_Missing_Link)

[Knight of Time]

Well, depending on what system it was re-released on, I might end up buying it...as long as it isn't a poor remake, like Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis was for GBA (that remake absolutely SUCKED).

What would you do if you were given an invitation to play a game of chess, only to find that the board as a giant outdoor one, and every pawn and piece had to be represented by a human being (32 in total, including yourself)?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Be very careful with sacrifice moves.

What would you do if everytime you posted a message in this game, you saw Knight of Time's fast response above you and stealing the answer?

[Fett One]

Get annoyed for about a minute and then calm down and let it go.

What would you do if your best friend was arrested and wanted you to pay his/her bail so he/her can get out and the bail was over $5,000?

[Knight of Time]

I'd shake my head and tell my (ex-)best friend that he/she will have to get their bail from someone else, not to mention I'd likely have to end the friendship.

What would you do if you found yourself in an alternate reality where all the dead people in your life were alive, but found that all the living people in your life were dead?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Explore how some ancient people are doing, but soon yearn back to my alive friends. The alternate reality would be quite crowded, however, don't you think, with all the existed people from about 1,000,000 past years. I can't point out a mathematical formula which could be used to count them, but the idea sounds intriguing.

What would you do if you could make one TPM signature to a T-shirt?

[Fett One]

Just pick one at random and then toss the shirt into the back of my closet so that it may never see the light of day again.

What would you do if you went to a casino and lost your life savings?

[mr_pikachu]

Try to help to police track down whoever stole my money, since I'm not big on gambling.

What would you do if every dilemma in your life was decided by a coin flip?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Become the real life Two-Face. See Batman for reference.

What would you do if you could turn junk straight into money by using magic?

[Shadow Wolf]

Pay my dad's debts, buy my mother a house (with the balcony surrounding the whole house, like she wants), buy a car for my dad (probably a 1970 Camaro and a 2010 Dodge Challenger) and live a calm life using my powers only when needed.

What would you do if you had to marry a complete stranger, but the stranger happens to be someone who gives you a good first impression?

[Fett One]

Protest at first and then reluctantly go along with it. If things don't work out, get a divorce.

What would you do if you had the power to bring fictional characters to life?

[mr_pikachu]

Live in a Pokemon world.

What would you do if everything you touched turned to gold?

[Knight of Time]

Do the same thing that Midas did to rid himself of that curse, I'd go to a river in hopes the curse would go away and never come back.

What would you do if you decided to play a game of checkers, but eventually lost to an opponent with strong defense (e.g. blocking potential jumps as much as possible)?

[Fett One]

Accept defeat.

What would you do if you developed telepathy but had no way of turning it off?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd take it as an advantage and always draw myself near those people whose thoughts I want to hear, I think hearing the thoughts of every single person in this planet would sure be annoying, but it should be related to distance, e. g. I would hear louder the thoughts of the person closer to me than another person further.

What would you do if you were twice as tall than you already are?

[Knight of Time]

Hope that my new height (which I guess would be 12 foot 4) is only temporary; I have a funny feeling being twice as tall would be more of a bad thing to me than a good thing.

What would you do if you had multiple appointments scheduled for the same day, including a doctor's appointment and a dentist's appointment?

[Fett One]

Hope the doctor and dentist appointments are at different times. If so then attend both and cancel the other appointments assuming there is no time to do them. If they are at the same time then I'll cancel the dentist appointment and go to the doctor since its harder to get an appointment to see the doctor than the dentist.


What would you do if your favorite video game was being made into a movie but the actor hired to star in the movie is the one actor that you hate the most in the world?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Well, if I had an actor I really hated, I wouldn't watch the movie at all, at least not for a high price. I think the current Super Mario and Final Fantasy movies aren't that good already.

What would you do if another person you knew could read your thoughts?

[Knight of Time]

Hope that person doesn't go too far with reading my thoughts...that sounds like it'd be a bit intrusive.

What would you do if you found a synthesizer able to mimic the sound of any musical instrument, and were approached by a band that was missing a key member?

[Fett One]

Learn to play the synthesizer so that I can join the band.

What would you do if you were attacked by an evil shape shifting robot?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Use a strategy and make it change its shape for something lame and easily destructable, then cut out its source of power.

What would you do if you played Pokemon and encountered something called 'Wild Mikachu Yukitatsu' in the game?

[Fett One]

Attempt to catch it and then go online to learn about it.

What would you do if you lost the ability to read, write, and speak?

[Knight of Time]

Find a way to get those abilities back, if I couldn't, I guess I would have to adapt to my life becoming much more challenging.

What would you do if you met a group of actors/actresses from your favourite anime and happened to have some sort of merchandise from that anime on you?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Observe how they react to my 'fake' Dialga pullover.

What would you do if you could decide what happens in Pokemon anime series?

[Fett One]

Have Ash finally win a league Tournament, one that isn't filler. Also have him get back Primeape.

What would you do if a friend of yours had a baby and ts the ugliest baby in the world?

[mr_pikachu]

Lie and say that it's "such a cute baby!"

What would you do if you started playing a video game, and everything that happened to your character in the game world also happened to you?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Depending on what kind of a game it is, I'd arrange some nice adventures, but at the same time, I'd avoid moving to too advanced levels right in the beginning since it might get dangerous with my questionable playing skills.

What would you do if you constantly had nightmares about scary clowns?

[Knight of Time]

Do whatever it takes to make the nightmares stop...it might end up reminding me of the clown(s) in the Twisted Metal games.

What would you do if you were invited to be part of the wedding party of a wedding that had a theme of a certain video game series, e.g. The Legend of Zelda (this example actually happened; check YouTube)?

[Shadow Wolf]

The enjoyment would be different, depending on the game (I honestly would dislike a Modern Warfare/ Battlefield wedding, and I would love an RPG wedding, like Skies of Arcadia, Zelda, Fire Emblem, or even an FFVIII themed). Nevertheless, it would be a unique experience worth being part of.

What would you do if you had a curse that involves a consequence when people touch you? (choose the curse and answer what would you do with it)

[Fett One]

The curse causes people to do whatever I want them to do for an hour. I'll probably avoid touching people most of the time but spam the hell out of it on my brother.



What would you do if you could only communicate by using emoticons?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

:/

What would you do if you could turn your postcount into money?

[Fett One]

Cash out and buy something expensive.

What would you do if you bought a computer online and you get sent the wrong one?

[Shadow Wolf]

If its a better model, I'd keep it. Otherwise, I'd ask for a change.

What would you do if you had the chance to test a new videogame console?

[Knight of Time]

I'd test it out, hoping it has backward compatibility with the last system made by the same company.

What would you do if you were invited to be on the game show 1 vs. 100, and the "mob" was made up of 100 TPMers determined to split the prize money amongst themselves, including me?

[Fett One]

Don't participate because I would want to keep the prize all for myself.

What would you do if mutants replaced normal humans as the dominant race?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Try to make friends with the mutants, somehow I think those kind of dominant creatures would be powerful allies.

What would you do if you were forced to start your life from the beginning, however, remembering everything you have done this far?

[Shadow Wolf]

Well, when I grow (which will be 18 years from today), I'll probably visit some of the people I've known, and of course, try not to make the same mistakes from the past. Hmm, I wonder how TPM will be 18 years from today?

What would you do if you became immortal?

[Fett One]

Demonstrate my immortality for money, so I can become rich and live the rest of my life comfortably.

What would you do if your Farmville farm became real?

[Knight of Time]

Well, I've never played Farmville, but if I did...then I'd try to find someone who can keep all the animals, as the yard at my house just isn't the place for farm animals.

What would you do if you came to TPM on the next April Fool's Day event and found out that every other TPMer on there was one of the other active members in disguise?

[BTPoke]

My brain would explode. 'nuff said. No, really, though. Mind would = blown

What would you do if you had to live in your most hated video game?

[Fett One]

Find a cave to live in so I won't have to experience what is going on.

What would you do if you found out that your favorite tv show was being canceled simply because a new boss came along, who didn't like the show due to the fact that he had nothing to do with its creation?