[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now you have to eat shaving cream in snacks.

I wish I was a fish.

[Fett One]

Granted, you are turned into Big Mouth Billy Bass

I wish to strike fear into the hearts of criminals.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As a result you not only make all criminals afraid of you, you end up making them afraid of commuting a crime alone, resulting in more gang related crimes.

I wish I could find versions 29 through 37 of Pokemon Hangman (I've had no luck finding them).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you find them printed on an ancient papyrus, where the text has faded away long ago.

I wish I was the king of Sweden.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you are removed from power after 2 hours for not dealing with the Corvid-19 crisis fast enough.

I wish to know why god needs a star ship.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. God gets angry with you for asking him a question that made him feel insulted, and kills you as a result.

I wish vampires had a reflection so that seeing their own reflection would scare them.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that prevents people from recognizing vampires through mirrors, making those people simple targets.

I wish they hadn't wrecked my former school building in Haapavesi. I liked that school.

[Fett One]

Granted. They leave your school alone but proceed to wreck every other school in Finland, depriving the children of Finland of an education.

I wish the Pokemon anime does a crossover with Digimon so that Ash can finally battle a Digimon.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Team Rocket invents a device much like the one used in the episode "Pikachu Re-Volts" to take control of all the Digimon and Pokemon in the vicinity, using them to finally defeat Ash.

I wish jalapeno ketchup would return to grocery stores someday.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but there is a weird extra ingredient that negates the jalapeño flavour.

I wish for Bluetooth headphones.

[Fett One]

Granted but the batteries are dead and can't be replaced so the headphones are useless.

I wish Nintendo would make a Metroid/Legend of Zelda crossover game.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The game ends up starring Link, who has to rescue both Princess Zelda, but a freak mishap at the beginning of the game renders all his items useless, forcing him to find and utilize all of Samus Aran's equipment to rescue them.

I wish I knew the name of the Walter Lantz cartoon that has the dwarf characters that resemble the dwarfs from Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (I keep thinking this cartoon "stole" the dwarfs from Disney somehow).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, the name is mfnzov hi ohvÄÄ可愛いÄawåcммфсфмфhHJ 中过<c<crm'¨¨V¨HAоаг4феееи 分け　カメラのныныИÅFANN¨N ANCsdnmгклpa 3rj9c hh00 0c0音圧< <123, a name that doesn't make any sense, and is impossible to remember for anybody. As if that wasn't enough, it contains letters your keyboard doesn't have.

I wish I could get used to the word 'random'.

[Fett One]

Granted, but periodically you become disturbed by random words.

I wish Marvel makes a new Daredevil movie staring Charlie Cox (the guy that played Daredevil in the Netflix series).

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it ends up being only available on Netflix, and only if you pay $500 a month to the streaming service.

I wish there was no such thing as internet trolls (like the one who tried to trick us into thinking he was Randy Savage; I had to remind him the real Randy Savage is dead).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Trolls who pretend to be deceased people disappear from the internet, but that makes those trolls also decease.

I wish I could design a new copyright legislation to be applied everywhere in the world.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the law is so strict it forbids ordinary citizens, such as yourself, from being able to draw pictures. Only mega corporations can have people draw pictures.

I wish someone would invent bacta so we would never have to deal with viruses again.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it ends up not being invented until the next millennium.

I wish people were unable to spread germs or diseases to others in any way.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, now people can finally shake hands with each other again, but because they are too jazzed up, they keep shaking and shaking hands with each other and forget to sleep, eat, drink, and eventually mankind is wiped out by handshakes.

I wish Fett One did his very best to grant this wish.

[Fett One]

Granted, but my very best means the wish doesn't get twisted.

I wish to create the greatest flying type pokemon team of all time.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but in your first battle with them, you encounter a master trainer with a team full of electric, rock, and ice types who easily defeats you due to your team all being flying types.

I wish the next generation of Pokemon would have starter Pokemon whose final evolutions would have a simultaneous type advantage and type disadvantage over each other due to their secondary type (presuming their primary types are grass, fire, and water).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Instead of Google translate, I had to use Mikachu translate to comprehend the sentence: "Olisipa seuraavassa Pokemonin sukupolvessa aloituspokemonit joiden loppukehitysmuodoilla olisi samanaikaisesti tyyppietu ja tyyppihaitta toisiinsa nähden johtuen niiden toisesta tyypistä." However, this new idea is so innovative that not even Nintendo is able to provide all its fans those games.

I wish to master the grammar of every single language in the world.

[Fett One]

Granted, you master all grammar in written form but are unable to speak using proper grammar.

I wish Adam West would rise from the dead and become Batman once more.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result Burt Ward dies the moment Adam West comes back to life.

I wish the first two episodes of the newest Pokemon anime would be English dubbed and ready to air on Teletoon either next Saturday or the following one (which is my birthday).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, they even go with Japanese subtitles which are in a super big font that prevent you from seeing what happens.

I wish Nightwish never had to change their lead singer again.

[Fett One]

Granted, the band decides to continue on without a lead singer so all their songs are now just music and no lyrics.

I wish Ash would end the new series with a team that is made up of fully evolved pokemon, with pikachu being the sole exception.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Ash ends up getting 5 fully evolved Pokemon, but when he least expects it, a Raichu decides to join his team as the 6th member, making Pikachu jealous enough to abandon Ash in the process.

I wish upcoming episodes would slow down Go's Pokemon catching progress (since in most of the new episodes he catches a new Pokemon) so that he doesn't replace Ash as the star of the show.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but he turns into a Pokemon Go player meaning that he only catches virtual Pokemon inside the anime series.

I wish I could make beautiful women happy.

[Fett One]

Granted. Ash ends up getting 5 fully evolved Pokemon, but when he least expects it, a Raichu decides to join his team as the 6th member, making Pikachu jealous enough to abandon Ash in the process.

I would be surprisingly okay with that.

Granted, but he turns into a Pokemon Go player meaning that he only catches virtual Pokemon inside the anime series.

I wish I could make beautiful women happy.

Granted, buy you become unable to make non-beautiful women as well as all men happy.

I wish for a new Star Trek movie starring only actors that have starred in Star Wars.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the actors are given new roles as the movie ends up having an all-new group of characters, essentially making an alternate beginning for Star Trek with none of the well known characters appearing or even mentioned.

I wish there were such a thing as double-sided re-recordable DVDs (aka DVDs that would allow you to record something on either side, erase that side's contents, then record on that side again as many times as desired).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but they start showing an all-new television exclusive cartoon based on the Legend of Zelda. As a Legend of Zelda fan for life, you immediately want to start recording them on those discs, but of course, the cartoon will be so great that you'll never want to erase a thing.

I wish the title of head-of-state of Finland was Emperor instead of President.

[Fett One]

Granted, but by becoming emperor, the current head-of-state is given 100% power over everything and everyone thus leaving Finland with a dictator for life.

I wish for a Godzilla movie where modern day Godzilla battles 1970's Godzilla.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but they destroy each other early on in the movie, making it really short as a result.

I wish I could get the micro-SD card I mistakenly put into a micro-SD card sized slot on my laptop without ruining the laptop.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you become so skillful at removing SD cards that every single friend of yours start asking for your help. You'll have no time to sleep when people call you in the middle of night and ask to come to their places just to remove some stupid SD cards they mistakenly put in their laptop slots.

I wish to lose some weight.

[Fett One]

Granted, you go bald, thus loosing a few ounces of weight from lack of hair.

I wish global warming could be solved overnight.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The planet slowly begins to cool down as global warming soon becomes a thing of the past, but afterward, the planet keeps getting cooler and cooler until everyone and everything freezes to death as the planet is eventually covered in a massive amount of unmeltable, unbreakable ice.

I wish wish scammers would be instantly caught by the police (or some similar law enforcing authorities) if they robbed someone of cash or something else valuable.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. They are caught by retired policemen, who are too relaxed and immediately send the scammers free with no punishment given.

I wish to gain some weight.

[Fett One]

Granted, you strap a two pound weight to each wrist and ankle, thus making it feel like you are eight pounds heavier.

I wish people would stop paying attention to the Kardashians.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. They end up paying more attention to Donald Trump as a result.

I wish people who wished for others to get coronavirus would be severely punished for it.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, they are sent to hell for 5 minutes.

I wish to remain about in this weight I currently am.