I've had probably one of the oddest holidays ever >.<
Okay, first, I fly to San Antonio, which is where most of my family lives. While there I practically date-rape a girl (though in all honesty I didn't know she was drunk, and for a moment there I thought my... self had killed her, though she was just passed out), then, at Christmas, my cousin and her best friend come out as lesbians. Fine, I can live with that. At Christmas, the only present I got was Family Guy Season 4, which, by the way, is hillarious, and was probably the best part of the winter season. Fine, great. The mood was kind of dampened by the deep and utter silence of my traditional catholic family wondering whether they heard my cousin right, and my grandmother just whispering, "It's okay, we still love you." The entire house smelled heavily of beer and cigarettes, so I kind of felt like I was back in my apartment. Cool, whatever. By New Years, I get ready to gohome, but the flight was cancelled due to snow. I called my friends, who were already dipping into the gold and francincense, and they laughed their asses off. I can take that, but getting irritated. So I go with my sister and go back to my mother's house. Okay, it's New Years, I've been driving for several hours, I go to a little party at my step-dad's mom's house. My mom has god knows how many shots, which for some reason gets my step-dad upset (my step dad's more... I don't know... conservative than anybody I've ever met - a nice, good, christian man), and we all drive back to th house. My mom is piss drunk, and throws up all over her bed. My step-dad gets even more upset, and runs out screaming into the night. My mom, still thoroughly boozed bythe way, follows him in her car. She forgetes her license. I, and my older sister's boyfriend, drive out after her. That was an hour ago, she's now passed out on her bed, and Im' quite drunk. Other than that, it was a fun tiem.
Edit - I agree with everything the below poster had to say, and would also like to add that being drunk doesn't feel good... it just numbs you up. God, I sound like a mental ^