<Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but from this overjoyment yout head explodes

I wish I had an IPod

[Fett One]

Granted but it's broken so you can never use it

I wish ipods were free

[Dark-San]

Granted. But those wouldn't real Ipods, they are Ipods made from papers waiting to be burn and received by the dead according to Taoism.

I wish that papers comes from other sources other than trees.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, they are now made from your organs.

I wish I had another Giant CUPCAKE.

[Fett One]

Granted but it's made with nitro glisten, which causes you to explode after eating the cupcake

I wish for non-deadly pizza

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. The pizza costs two lungs. *rips them from your chest*

...Oh, and delivery costs extra. *yanks out your gall bladder*

I wish that my wireless headphones hadn't broken.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But the spontaenously combust while they are on your head. Therefore blowing it up and making a spectaculous pyrotechnics show for everyone on TPM

I wish I had Sony Vegas

[Dark-San]

Granted. They delivered you a wrong product instead, Sony China.

I wish that the examinations are more difficult.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is so difficult that you pour all your strength into studying and by the time you finish studying, you have no energy to take the exam so you fail.

I wish I have an energy drink that would replenish my energy after I have wasted all of it by doing something that requires a large amount of energy.

[Fett One]

Granted but it gives you so much energy that your body can't handle it, which causes your body to slowly and painfully disintigrate

I wish to own an energy weapon

[Dark-San]

Granted. But with great powers comes great responsibility. Unfortunately, you do not possess that responsibility and that energy weapon was confiscated from you.

I wish I am the one that confiscate the weapon.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you don't have the authority to confiscate it from Fett One so it is taken from you.

I wish I was the one who took the weapon away from Dark-San.

[Fett One]

Granted but energy weapons are illegal so you get arrested for having one in your possession

I wish lightsabers were real

[Dark-San]

Granted. But Inferno Dragon grab the lightsabers from you and slices you into multiple pieces in revenge on you reporting him on possessing the energy weapon earlier.

I wish this unnecessary weapon exchanges would stop soon.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they start up a plutonium exchange

I wish I had thia assignment done

[The_Missing_Link]

Granted, but when you complete the assignment, the computer freezes before you can save

Way overdue for a new version


Edit: conspiracy hasn't posted since 2006 so anyone can create the new version as long as the rules are the same