<Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

[Dark-San]

Granted. But all the episodes turn out to be Naruto Shippuuden episodes in disguse under the name 'Bleach'.

I wish there are more anime spring releases this year.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. They're all sequels to "Puni Puni Poemy" and are so terrible that you involuntarily pull out your lungs through your nostrils. (That's fatal, by the way.)

I wish that my "waterproof" watch actually was waterproof. (It was flooded earlier this year. BY THE RAIN.)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it gets destroyed in a Big fire, then it floods again

I wish for people that wouldn't :emo:

[Dark-San]

Granted. Hence they go off to another find another partner that wishes to commit sucide too. After which, they both took out a knife and murder each other at the same time.

I wish that the universe is not as complicated as it seems.

[Fett One]

Granted but it becomes so simple that no one likes living in it so they all commit suicide

I wish people would stop dying in this game

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it becomes so overpopulated that the game can't handle all the people so it has to shut down.

I wish that I had a dragon, a basilisk, a phoenix, threstal and a centaur.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they all have a big grudge free for all match and the winner gets to eat you

I wish for some chocolate cookies

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You just eat your computer.

I wish we could have a negative postcount.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But it is a stupid idea since a negative postcount would make you feel less superior than those who had just join and haven't post a thing yet.

I wish Mikachu Yukitatsu would shave bald.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. His head will be so shiny that it blinds anyone who runs into him. And you'll be the first one to be blinded.

I wish people would be a lot more active at the RPG board.

[Fett One]

Granted but they become so active that no one can keep up with whats going on

I wish that friends never fight

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since they never argue and make up, they will stay mad at each other and soon no longer be friends anymore.

I wish decisions could be solved in a non-violent way.

[Dark-San]

Granted. Everyone dies the Mahatma Gandhi way, straving and torturing themselves without the access of food, just to show that they are right.

I wish my fish could fly!

[darktyranitar]

Granted. It will fly outside, and met an unfortunate end inside a cat's mouth. Bye-bye, fishy.

I wish my cat won't eat so much.

[Fett One]

Granted, it stops eating all together and dies of starvation

I wish there were no homeless people

[Dark-San]

Granted. Your government decides to build them luxurious homes with all of their asset, leaving the economy in ruins.

I wish to have world peace.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the peace isn't for this world its for Pluto....

I wish for some more pizza

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. *begins injecting extra-large pizza directly into your carotid artery* Have fun watching your vascular system explode!

I wish I could get an A on the exam I have in four hours.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But your professor confesses that the 'A' does not belong to you but your worst enemy.

I wish the results would be outstanding for Crazy Elf Boy.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted....but...Man i wish this was easier......I accidently do some thing is minutly not to your liking

I wish that wish was easier to twist without it affecting me

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but someone will misread the message and cause total harm to you in very violent manners.

I wish that the upcoming The Golden Compass movie doesn't suck.

[Fett One]

Granted, the movie catches on fire before it gets released so no one can see it to determine if it will suck or not

I wish lawyers were done away with

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but a new breed of people even worse replaces them

I wish my computer was faster

[Dark-San]

Granted. But the federal government confiscates it away, only giving the reason that you are possessing a secret technology.

I wish I could go Hollywood.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. You'll be hit by a car before you could touch the ground of Hollywood.

I wish I had something edible, and safe to eat right now.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Too bad the pizza delivery car runs over you, making your head explode like a watermelon.

I wish my parents had named me mr_pikachu.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now your TPM name is Brian

I wish for an Invisible weapon of mass destuction

[Dark-San]

Granted. But it exploses on the spot and you are infected with its effect.

I wish I have counterstrike make available on my laptop.

[Fett One]

Granted but you laptop blows up right after your finished installing it.

I wish for a gold watch

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is the Limited Edition Gold Watch Omnitrix and now every alien is after you.

I wish I was friends with Midna (seriously, she is Link's Best Partner of all time. Plus she has an awesome personality. She makes Navi and the others look like amateurs.)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I wish I was friends with Midna (seriously, she is Link's Best Partner of all time. Plus she has an awesome personality. She makes Navi and the others look like amateurs.)

Granted, but Navi kills you.

I wish Mikachu Yukitatsu would shave bald.

Hm, I actually shaved bald on the 10th of September 2001. The following day airplanes crashed into Pentagon and WTC.

I wish Dark-san never wished that one.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. He'll wish something even worse to happen to you.

I wish I have a laptop.

[Fett One]

Granted, it gets stolen from you while you are in the store parking lot

I wish to be able to download all of the virtual console games (on the Wii)for free

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but then your Wii is stolen and since it is very hard to get a Wii these days, you are going to have to wait a long time to get one and then download those games again ... if that one doesn't get stolen.

(And you thought I was going to say your Wii would explode.)

I wish people wouldn't underestimate me.

[Dark-San]

Granted. It ended up where all the people overestimated that you are capable in everything. Hence when they realized that you are a fraud and was very disappointed.

I wish Frett One gets his own Charizard one day.

[Fett One]

Granted, but it kills my brother with a flamethrower attack

I wish someone filmed my brothers death so I can enjoy watching it happen over and over

[darktyranitar]

(Wow... you really hated your brother that much, huh?)

Granted. Eventually, you'll become insane watching the video over and over that you'll lost your sanity.

I wish I had a bomb right now. (lesse if there's any underestimation or overestimation in the next post )

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but 7 minutes before it exploses, James Bond comes and saves us.

I wish they used the original names in the Finnish dub of Pokémon Anime. (Note that some of the Japanese names would be easier to pronunciate for us, so you cannot grant it by saying: ''They are too difficult.".)

EDIT: Sorry, Dark-san, I was too fast. But who grants my wish now? The next person has two wishes to grant?

[Dark-San]

Granted. But the bomb ends up to be a fake that would never explode no matter what you do with it.

I wish Inferno Dragon's every wishes to be fulfil!

[darktyranitar]

Wish #1: Granted. They then showed the Japanese version of the series, worse of all, without any sub. Well, they use the original Pokemon name, right?

Wish #2: Granted. Since he has wished a lot of wishes, then no more wishes can be granted for him. And what is that coming towards him? Is that an RPG?

I wish the said bomb in my previous wish was a real bomb.