Chin up, Kalah. I have a solution: my custom-patented TPM wind-up bobble heads!
(fanfare plays; holds up a chibi-ish wind-up version of Ghost)
(winds up bobble head and sets it down on the ground)
Ghost bobble head: (starts walking in a random direction) "I am the ghost of the English language. I am the ghost of the English language! I am the gho-"
KER-FWOOOOOOOOM!!
Wheeeeeee! Fun!
(sets box of bobble heads on table for all to enjoy)