The One-Year Topic

[Blademaster]

That was the best episode of the show ever. Especially when they're yelling at the Russian guy and he yells back and Chrissie goes, "What the fuck is he saying?".

[Houndoom_Lover]

*is liquidated now* :3 That's a good show, though I seem to have missed the Pine Barren episode :0 I bring shame to you all.

Sham-Wow!

[Master Rudy]

No new posts in almost 18 days? Blade your neglecting your baby!
With that as we enter the home stretch and the countdown to December 29th I bring us full circle......

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I got hope to get an awesome new toy for Christmas. It's called a baby.

Babies are fun toys because of their versatility: They can be punched, kicked, thrown, pushed down stairs like Slinkies, immersed in water, set on fire, electrocuted, frozen, blended, and dropped from heights exceeding a thousand feet, and they'll STILL function! For something made in America, the baby is pretty damn durable!

Babies come with many accessories, many of which are sold separately. Some of these accessories include matches, which are struck and then placed in between the baby's toes. The baby will then either begin to cry, or even more amusingly, it will attempt to remove them, only to fail due to its hilariously oversized head weighing it down, preventing its stubby arms from reaching the burn site.

Another fun accessory is the microwave, which may be expensive, but is well worth the price. Simply place the baby inside, turn the dial to 'Popcorn,' set the timer to 5 minutes, and hit Start. Results should appear within seconds. Show off this feature in front of friends or at parties for a spectacle that'll be talked about for years! Don't you wanna be the guy that everyone remembers? "Hey, remember that time that Bill put that baby in the microwave?" That, my friend, could be you! And even if you're an idiot who manages to screw up this simple trick, don't worry - at least you'll have a hearty meal once the timer hits zero! Goes great with pineapple chunks and cocktail sauce!

Don't delay, guys - if you need to get someone the perfect gift, get them the baby. They can be bought in any hospital or dumpster for only three easy payments of $19.99. Buy one today!
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Now normally I'd say I'm going to hell for posting that. However seeing that it was the very first post in the topic and that it was posted by Blade......well I hope for his sake that the real Satan is as fun loving and misunderstood as South Park makes him out to be
In any case my question is this: do you think Blade is going to hell? And if he is who's going with him?

[Houndoom_Lover]

:0 If he is, I am. I'll make sure we get some nice housing down there X3

[Master Rudy]

21 days left to go....yet no one seems to care anymore. I say we close it now simply to see the comedy that will be Blade's overreaction to having the life of his child snuffed out......

j/k btw......only a true asshole would close this so close to the end ^_~

[Heald]

only a true asshole would close this so close to the end ^_~

Hello girls...

[PancaKe]

The idea of this being closed makes me lols

[Master Rudy]

Hello girls...

Guess I spoke too soon >_<

If you closed this Heald then I'm sure DBSU would come to an abrupt end. Rothax and Shimuto go to war against each other while the heroes were left totally ignored

[MToolen]

To try and steer to a previous topic, Blade doesn't have to go to hell. I believe that's enough said right there.

I suppose I feel slightly guilty for abandoning this like a New Year's Resolution. Anybody else have that nagging sense that you had, at some point, left it behind?

[Blademaster]

I post in this topic when it's mandatory to. Like when I first made it. Ever since then the ball's been in the court of everyone else.

Except you fucks that wanna close it. You don't get a ball. In fact, you don't even get a court.

[Houndoom_Lover]

:0 Gruuuuuuu, there's still a month left...A MONTH!

[Telume]

It's almost over though. We almost successfully did it D:

[Houndoom_Lover]

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'

^- I like this quote here!

[Master Rudy]

He can also rip out your stomach lining with a towel......

[Blademaster]

It's practically Christmas. This thread is my gift to all of you this year so I don't have to spend money on anything.

[Houndoom_Lover]

You're such a giving soul! ^w^

[toucheiruka]

No new posts in almost 18 days? Blade your neglecting your baby!
With that as we enter the home stretch and the countdown to December 29th I bring us full circle......

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I got hope to get an awesome new toy for Christmas. It's called a baby.

Babies are fun toys because of their versatility: They can be punched, kicked, thrown, pushed down stairs like Slinkies, immersed in water, set on fire, electrocuted, frozen, blended, and dropped from heights exceeding a thousand feet, and they'll STILL function! For something made in America, the baby is pretty damn durable!

Babies come with many accessories, many of which are sold separately. Some of these accessories include matches, which are struck and then placed in between the baby's toes. The baby will then either begin to cry, or even more amusingly, it will attempt to remove them, only to fail due to its hilariously oversized head weighing it down, preventing its stubby arms from reaching the burn site.

Another fun accessory is the microwave, which may be expensive, but is well worth the price. Simply place the baby inside, turn the dial to 'Popcorn,' set the timer to 5 minutes, and hit Start. Results should appear within seconds. Show off this feature in front of friends or at parties for a spectacle that'll be talked about for years! Don't you wanna be the guy that everyone remembers? "Hey, remember that time that Bill put that baby in the microwave?" That, my friend, could be you! And even if you're an idiot who manages to screw up this simple trick, don't worry - at least you'll have a hearty meal once the timer hits zero! Goes great with pineapple chunks and cocktail sauce!

Don't delay, guys - if you need to get someone the perfect gift, get them the baby. They can be bought in any hospital or dumpster for only three easy payments of $19.99. Buy one today!
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Now normally I'd say I'm going to hell for posting that. However seeing that it was the very first post in the topic and that it was posted by Blade......well I hope for his sake that the real Satan is as fun loving and misunderstood as South Park makes him out to be
In any case my question is this: do you think Blade is going to hell? And if he is who's going with him?

can I do the Billy Mays version?

[Houndoom_Lover]

YOU BET YOU CAN!

[Telume]

Can what? Blow stuff up?

[Master Rudy]

I'm assuming he wants to rewrite the baby thing so it sounds like a good old fashioned Billy Mays advertisement.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Babies blow up all the time.

[mr_pikachu]

Well, they do when you strap explosives to their chests. (Sold separately.)

Also, do you realize that we're only ten days away from reaching Blade's goal? Then we can kill this topic... and start version two.

[Telume]

Yeah, just 10 days.

That's actually a pretty good sign for TPM as a whole you know that?

[Houndoom_Lover]

It is....It means that we too have the potential to do something for a whooooole year...Yay us!! ^_^

[Blademaster]

Or it means we have too much spare time on our hands.

[Houndoom_Lover]

Or it means we hafta....PARTY!!!!!

[Telume]

Favor of H_L's idea rising....

[Houndoom_Lover]

:0!!! That means its party time! Dododooo!

[Asilynne]

Someone should do a summary of all the random topics this thread has had over the year, I would but Im farrrr too lazy ;D

[Master Rudy]

Also, do you realize that we're only ten days away from reaching Blade's goal? Then we can kill this topic... and start version two.

Kill this and start a new one? Fuck that......I say we change the name to the Two Year Topic and shoot for that! As for a full summary I might be able to do that with time, effort and enough rum in my system to make me give a fuck

[Master Rudy]

You wanted a summary? Well here it is..........
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......for the first five pages

Be thankful that I did that much at least.......trudging through 24 pages and nearly 500 posts is no small task! I'm giving a page by page rundown of the first 100 posts. This will include milestones such as noteworthy quotes and the general direction of the bigger discussions within the topic. Bear in mind that page numbers are based on default TPM settings of 20 posts per page:

The following summary takes place between December 29th, 2008 at 10:49 AM and February 3rd, 2009 at 8:01 PM. Events originally occured in real time. Since this is simply a summary your results will vary.......

Page 1:
Opening topic? Dead baby humor!
Dead babies-12/29/08 (Blademaster)
Quotes on the subject:
"I like babies but I can't eat a whole one." (Heald, post #2, 12/29/08 at 10:56 AM)
"Baby.....the other, other white meat!" (Yours Truely, post #8, 12/29/08 at 7:13 PM)

On December 30th, 2008 we had Blade offer up the following suggestions for topics in the 18th post:
-What TPM's most bizarre fetishes are.
-How aliens and religion would mix.
-Fun things to do with a soldering iron.
-Reasons why you hate certain minorities.
-Potential uses for a 'One Free Murder' coupon.
-'Stupidest Person on TPM' contest.
-Most disgusting things you've ever eaten.
-What animal TPM would most like to have sex with.
-What Pokemon TPM would most like to have sex with.
-Funniest ways to kill a person.
-Best recipes for homemade explosives. (Best suggestion on the list and it's vetoed by Heald in the 20th post.....fucking Communist.....j/k bro! You know I love you like a drunken cousin ^_~)

Page 2:
Noteworthy quotes:
Blade-What Pokémon would you most like to have sex with?
"Gotta catch 'em all to find out!" (Houndoom_Lover, post #21, 12/30/08 at 7:18 PM)
"As long as we're talking about expulsion from the forums.....naked Roy should really be a bannable offense." (mr_pikachu, post #23, 12/30/08 at 8:25 PM)
We should really get a legal team to look into this......I think Roy being naked is illegal in about 30 countries :-/

With the 24th post Asilynne suggested making fun of.....I mean having a serious discussion about Scientology. This didn't last long as merely two posts later H_L offered the suggestion that Satan and Santa are one in the same. Thanks a bunch Houndy.....that one made me lose sleep for a week.....

With the 32nd post Roy attempted to derail the topic by making it serious. THAT'S A BAD ROY!!!!! In any case people make serious predictions, some of which have come true (the revival of TPM's main site). Thankfully with the 40th post we had H_L save us with a not so serious post:

In one year I'll have an efficant zombie defence base, will have enough Spe-geti-os to feed all the starving countries of the united nations, being jelly beans to a New World Order, and order things of PPV.

Maybe Tropic Thunder. Or the Dark Knight.
-H_L, post #40, 1/3/09 at 12:26 PM

Page 3:
The third page opened with more predictions and a discussion on Japanese......BORING!
Memorable quote:
"I knew that your seriousness would kill the topic, Roy. Good job. Dick." (Blade, post #55, 1/14/09 at 9:56 PM)

Thankfully I managed to save the topic and steer it towards controversial waters with the following post:
*sets up the bait*
As anyone with a brain knows gun control is using both hands......
-Yours Truely, post #58, 1/15/09 at 1:37 AM
Quotes on the subject:
"What's gun control?" (CEB, post #59, 1/15/09 at 3:15 AM)
"Gun control is for countries that aren't full of inbred rednecks." (Heald, post #60, 1/15/09 at 6:26 AM)

Heald sure knows how to win friends doesn't he? ONTO PAGE 4!!!!

Page 4:
My bait worked and we talked gun control for about 12 posts. Then judging from the replies it looks like post #71 was the one where I debuted my new sig:

Oh look.....a special cameo by Adolf Hit.....I MEAN.....Barack Obama! Blade wanted controversy and sure enough this started it! Sadly however the true meaning of what the picture was trying to say was lost on people who got up in arms over the image. I posted the following:
The irony of the situation is not lost on me.....the guy who on more than one occassion got into a battle of words with DTZ over various issues such as President Bush, Iraq and gun control. Did I think putting those in my sig was going to win me friends? Of course not. Go ahead and ask people that know me. For pretty much my whole life I could have been easily described as someone that would not "rock the boat" so to speak and and cause controversy. I'm not going to say anything else on the matter because:

1-It will be seen as "attacking poor Obama"
2-No matter if you like or hate Obama it will start and endless wave of "I'm right, your wrong"
3-It'll destroy the purpose of this topic

I could go on for a long time about how I believe he's fooled a ton of people but this topic is not an Obama debate. Instead I'll keep my controversy limited to my sig.....
-Yours Truely, post #77, 1/19/09 at 8:25 AM

Needless to say I was fed up with that idiot and for once in my life wanted to be the one to start something when I decided to speak my mind. Come to think of it I think he wants back into my sig.......I may need to bring this picture back for good......

Page 5:
Not too much action. Little bit of sports talk, a discussion on the difference between you're and your. Finally Pancake posted talking about ponchos:
Memorable quotes:
"I'm currently collecting ponchos knitted by friends mothers. As opposed to ponchos made in poor countries by five year olds." (Pancake, post #88, 1/22/09 at 7:18 AM)
"I personally prefer ponchos made by slave labor!" (Me again, post #89, 1/22/09 at 1 PM)

At this point the topic died off for about 11 days and I actually found it on the second page. I implored Blade to do something and he thankfully saved it by making fun of the Christians XD
That helped buy the topic a few posts and brought us up to 100 posts closing out page five.......


And now hopefully someone else can do the summary of pages 6-10 and then pass it off for someone else to do 11-15, 16-20 and then 20-whatever. That should hopefully round out the topic and carry it to it's full year ^_~

[Jeff]

Time to check predictions!

OK, I'll give it a shot.

I predict that a year from now:
-I'll be 25. That one came true as expected
-My sister will be married. , again for the ", again" one, that one almost didn't come true thanks to the blizzard.

OK, some real predictions:
-TPM will be BACK. Yes, not just back, nor Back, but BACK. Eh, I'd say it's more Back, but with all the new members that have joined this year, we're definitely on our way.
-If I go through with my New Year's resolution that my parents gave to me, I'll have a girlfriend, maybe. There's still time!
-I'll finally get stated with that fic I've been working on because my inner Stewie's been pestering me about it. Started the first chapter, which is now collecting virtual dust on my hard drive.
-This thread will still be going.Well, I'm posting this in it.

[Telume]

1 week left, lets keep going!

[Asilynne]

Ok for predictions. Next Year I predict..
~I will have a better job and on my way to paying off my shit ->Better job and my shit is paid off hell yeah!
~I will either be engaged or single >.> no more of this in-between shit lol ->Single, but Im very glad I didnt get engaged ^-^()
~My lil nephew will be one year old and walking -> True and true ^v^ hes so cute
~My sister will be engaged or married ->Shes also gone the single route, thankfully, and now has a nicer more successful guy interested in her
~My dad will start his own company -> Not yet but working on it
~This year would turn out better than last year, because 2008 sucked ass -> It was way better than last year ^-^

Thats what I hope anyway :>

And thats how it really went ;D

[Dark Scizor]

[Blademaster]

We have 4 days left (today included). I DEMAND 500 POSTS!

[Drusilla]

*rushes in at the last mintue* HAI EVERYONE!!

Wow, what a journey. I lol-ed a lot... Great thread. (y) Makes me wish I hadn't missed so much of the past year...

So here's my contribution towards 500 posts. Great job, everybody!

[Blademaster]

MOAR POSTING PLZ.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Why don't you make some really stimulating conversation Blademaster?

[Master Rudy]

Why don't you make some really stimulating conversation Blademaster?

Well we can always come full circle and talk about dead babies again. BTW you really need to post in the DB RPG Elf

EDIT-Oh and I'm already calling dibs on posting the 2010 version of the topic come January 1st. That is unless Blade beats me to it