Game: Fortunately, Unfortunately...(Kid Tested, Jew Approved)

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Osama bin Laden had killed the other two occupant.

Fortunately, he was hitted by a blast of explosion.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, bin Laden escaped, inkjured by the explosion.

Fortunately, he ended up dying from his injuries, crippling his network.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the network found a new leader

Fortunately, the new leader was a 5 year old kid

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, he was an evil boy genius.

Fortunately, like all evil boy geniuses, he was defeated repeatedly by the heroes of Xiaolin Showdown.

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, he was sent to the past, and returned as a grown up.

Fortunately, he turned into a 100 years old man.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he died the very next day do to old age

Fortunately, he found teh fountain of youth before he died

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the "fountain of youth" was an elaborate hoax.

Fortunately, it was funny.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, there were no people around to laugh.

Fortunately, some clones of Krusty the Clown, Binky the Clown and Bozo the Clown came along to being along the needed laughs.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Side Show Bob showed up and tried to kill Krusty

Fortunately, Bart Simpson showed up and once again defeated Side Show Bob

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, Spongebob Squarepant came and beat Bart Simpson.

Fortunately, he was beaten by Jigglypuff.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Jigglypuff was weaker than Ganondorf, who challenged the puffball to a fight.

Fortunately, Ganondorf was slower than a rock in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Ganondorf learned how to perform a spell that would make him move faster

Fortunately, Link was present and armed with the master sword

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Ganon began to cast a spell that made Link's Master Sword lose all its power to repel evil.

Fortunately, Princess Zelda showed up, using her magic to simultaneously attack Ganon and undo his spell on the Master Sword.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Zelda's magic was deflected back at her by the sheer power of Ganondorf's evilness.

Fortunately, the Master Sword still regained its power to repel evil.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Link dropped the master sword

Fortunately, Link still had the light arrows.

[Arnen]

Unfortunately, his magic meter was empty.

Fortunately, there were some green pots lying around.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the pots were empty.

Fortunately, Link had bottles full of potions.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the potions Link was carrying were all red.

Fortunately, knowing that he had to flee from Ganon, he found a shop selling various colours of potions, including green and blue.

[Shinryu0]

Unfortunately, he dropped his rupees while he was fleeing from Ganon.

Fortunately, he found found someone who would give him a million rupees if he flipped a coin and the coin landed on heads.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Link didn't have a coin to flip.

Fortunately, the other person lent him a coin.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the coin landed on tails

Fortunately, the person decided to be generous and gave Link 500 rupees

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, the 500 rupees weren't enough to buy even one potion at the shop, as most of them turned out to be fake!

Fortunately, Link was lucky enough to find a police officer who believed the story about the counterfeit rupees, and the officer arrested the person who gave them to Link.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, giving fake money away for free wasn't a crime in Hyrule.

Fortunately, Link convinced Princess Zelda to make a law forbidding it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the people of Hyrule protested this new law

Fortunately, Zelda managed to calm everyone down before a riot could break out

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, the crowd were throwing glass bottles at Zela while she was calming them down.

Fortunately, Zelda wasn't hit by a bottle.

[Arnen]

Unfortunately, a bunch of Cuccos were, and they started attacking.

Fortunately, they did not attack Zelda.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, one of the Cuccos attacks missed and ended up hitting Zelda

Fortunately, Zelda had the mirror shield to protect herself with

[Arnen]

Unfortunately, it was too heavy for her to use.

Fortunately, the Cucco only barely grazed her as it flew by on its bloody rampage.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, it left a "present" as it passed her by.

Fortunately, Zelda had plenty of other, dropping-free clothes she could wear.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, all her other clothes were the wrong sizes.

Fortunately, a clothing store had opened up in Hyrule recently.

[Andrew]

Unfortunately, it was a Plus Sized women's clothing store.

Fortunately, Zelda was able to gain 80kg in order to fit into some XXXXXL Dress.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Unfortunately, she couldn't walk to the store because she was so fat.

Fortunately, she had a horse that she could ride there on.

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, she ended up taking Link's horse, Epona by mistake.

Fortunately, Link was around, and didn't mind Zelda taking his horse.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, Zelda was too heavy for Epona to carry her.

Fortunately, Epona wasn't flattened since Zelda was unable to climb on top of it.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Zelda fall face first into the mud trying to climb on top of Epona

Fortunately, Link didn't laugh at her

[Knight of Time]

Unfortunately, Ganon witnessed Zelda tripping, and he laughed at her.

Fortunately, a great fairy came around just as Zelda got up and got angry at Ganon, and made Zelda her normal self again.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, the fairy believed that Zelda's "normal" form was Sheik.

Fortunately, Sheik was cool.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, being Sheik meant Zelda could't admitt her true feelings for Link

Fortunately, Link told her how he felt about her

[darktyranitar]

Unfortunately, darktyranitar couldn't post properly as he doesn't know much about Zelda.

Fortunately, he manage to post.

[mr_pikachu]

Unfortunately, his post was lame.

Fortunately, he avoided making the biggest mistake of all: switching the order of the "Fortunately" and "Unfortunately".


EDIT: See, this is why I shouldn't make posts right before I collapse into bed for a four-hour nap. I forgot a "the" in the second sentence...