Granted, but other people will come up with better punishments in retaliation.
I wish I live in Russia (can you guess why?).
Granted but the person who invented emoticons is angry at your and starts to beat you to a bloody pulp.
I wish I could come up with a good punishment in the Whack-A-TPMer game.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted, but other people will come up with better punishments in retaliation.
I wish I live in Russia (can you guess why?).
Please take it easy~
Granted but you die from alcohol poisoning due to trying to drink as much as a native russian
I wish alcohol didn't cause people to get drunk and have hangovers
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. Alcohol loses it's purpose, causing everyone to resort to "recreational drugs." (Don't know why they call them that, since they don't seem very fun to me--->) Millions die from OD while tens of millions become addicted to them, causing them to waste their lives in pusuit of the drug.
Sadly, the world is unchanged. (Ok, not funny, but true. and what I believe would happen)
I wish I could have come up with something more upbeat.
[insert generic signature here]
Granted, but it is too upbeat and it drives you crazy.
I wish that an asteroid which is the size of the one that obliterated the dinosaurs would slam into Earth.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted but it kills all life on earth
I wish to know what will happen after the universal ceases to exist
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but your mind explodes from the infinite amount of knowledge crammed into it
I wish for a circle
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Granted but that circle happens to be the Seal of Orichalcos and it traps you in its realm when you immediately touch it.
I wish for a square.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted. (crappy 70's impression) You're square, man. Squares are uncool, man.
I wish my ASB Refs would post, and that I wasn't so impatient for them to post.
(And if you're going to post that I'm going to get my tail kicked, you are too late, It's already happening.)
[insert generic signature here]
Granted but they retaliate at you for your impatient by attacking you with the dogs that have bees in their mouths, so that everytime they bark they shoot bees at you.
I wish to give all of my enemies a Richard Simmons robot
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but you have no enemies...does that make sense?
I wish I could slice potatoes while posting at TPM.
Granted, but you are sooooo distracted by the flashy lights, catchy catch phrases and moving emoticons you accidently cut your hand off.
I wish for a dodecahedron
btw :emo: ---- see distracting
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Granted, but it is really a ancient demon that steals your soul.
I wish I was a demon.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted but you have to spend the rest of eternity in hell
I wish to become omnipotent
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted but the wish gets messed up, you are now impotent
I wish for a __________
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Granted, you wish a man-eating Lion and it devours you the second you get it.
I wish I was an all powerful demon that rules the underworld.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted. Howver, a powerful demon overthrows you and you are sent to heaven, where everyone knows demons cannot tread. You are blown to hell. No, not where you come from...
I wish for ki abilities, DBZ style.
[insert generic signature here]
Granted but you can't control the powers, which causes you to end up selfdestructing
I wish your selfdestruction doesn't destroy the earth
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but it destroys the universe.
I wish I could have the Sharinigan.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted. Since everyone else also wants the Sharingan, they cut out your eyes and leave you to bleed to death.
I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.
Granted. However, since you now never procrastinate, you try to do too much, Thus never leaving time for fun
I wish I didn't get into a wreck Thursday
[insert generic signature here]
Granted, but you get into a BIGGER wreck that paralyzes every part of your body.
I wish I had a wishing star.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted but it lands on your house and kills you and your family and your little dog too.
I wish to become superman, only minus the weakness to kryptonite and magic
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. However, you then discover Superman has a little-known weakness to spandex and die a howling death as your tights kill you.
I wish I had the power of cheese.
The Place That Is No More - Because the world needed to hear me rant and rave.
My ASB A-Team: Qwerty (Magneton), Cici (female Shuckle), Pudge (male Persian), Fuji (male Torkoal), Light (Starmie), Matthias (male Flygon) (six others)
Granted, but you get sick of it but since it can never ever be removed again, you turn yourself to cheese hoping someone will put you out of your misery again.
I wish I could be the smartest person in all universes.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted, but you are assasinated by the second smartest person in the universe.
I wish this wish had no negative repercussions
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Granted, but your next wish will.
I wish I could meet Master Chief and become his buddy for kicking Covanent ass throughout the universe.
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Granted, but he finds out that you are really a spy from the Covanent and decides to destroy you.
*WHACKAGE.* (Wrong game.)
I wish that all the games her (Questions Only, Whack-A-TPMer, 3 Word Story,etc,etc...) would merge into one super awesome game.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted, but now the game is so confusingly complex that nobody will know heck the heck is going on and everyone will slowly lose interest.
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I wish, I wish I was a fish
Reality isn't relevent. Perception is everything.
My cat eats mice. Does that make him bad? I don't think so, and my cat doesn't think so, but I bet the mice have a different opinion.
Every murderer believed that their victim needed killing.
- Wizard Zorander, Terry Goodkind's 'Wizard's First Rule'
Granted. You are caught by japanese fishermen the next day and served as sushi.
I wish I had a replica of the Buster Sword from Final Fantasy VII.
[insert generic signature here]
Granted, but it is only plastic and you wasted 1,000,000 dollars to buy ... and now you are broke.
I wish kitsun wasn't broke.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted, kitsun tkes all of your money leaving you broke
I wish everyone could own a Wii by the end of tomorrow
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, unfortunately supply and demand causes the prices of games to skyrocket to $200 each.
I wish I could turn beavers into gold. (The animal, you pervert! )
Reality isn't relevent. Perception is everything.
My cat eats mice. Does that make him bad? I don't think so, and my cat doesn't think so, but I bet the mice have a different opinion.
Every murderer believed that their victim needed killing.
- Wizard Zorander, Terry Goodkind's 'Wizard's First Rule'
Granted, but without beavers, the whole ecosystem will crumble.
I wish I had a golden beaver.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted. Seeker_of_Truth makes you a golden beaver. Unfortunately, he goes overboard, causing the ecosystem to crumble.
I wish I understood why people wished for shapes.
[insert generic signature here]
Granted, but the knowledge destroys your minds, rendering capable of only drooling on yourself day in and day out.
I wish somebody would clean up kitsun's drool for him.
Reality isn't relevent. Perception is everything.
My cat eats mice. Does that make him bad? I don't think so, and my cat doesn't think so, but I bet the mice have a different opinion.
Every murderer believed that their victim needed killing.
- Wizard Zorander, Terry Goodkind's 'Wizard's First Rule'
granted, but you end up cleaning it for him instead of one of us!
i wish i wasn't a spy for the Covanent...i really wanted to be paired up with MC to kick Covie ass...
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Granted, but you get killed on your first mission.
I wish that Master Chief wasn't killed on his first mission.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted. On the way to his first mission, his transport ship is shot down, exploding in midair. He is killed on the way to his first mission.
I wish I had free martial arts lessons for life.
[insert generic signature here]
Granted but you are so bad at it that you don't even qualify for a white belt and never will
I wish to own 1 of every kind of weapon
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious