Shit's about to go down
First Pokemon I'm gonna send out is Strago, my male Abra with Magic Guard.
Strago [M]
[Magic Guard]
Yeah. Here's your Gym Battle time. Em is in one already, so I figure we can have ours now.
You know the rule to my gym. 4 on 4 as usual.
You release, I release, you attack, I attack.
All on you now!
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Shit's about to go down
First Pokemon I'm gonna send out is Strago, my male Abra with Magic Guard.
Strago [M]
[Magic Guard]
Great. I'll start with Sheena Fujibayashi, me Gardevoir w Trace.
Your move, holy man.
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I'm assuming it's a female?
OK Strago, your first battle and it's a doozy of a one! Let's start off with some damage. Fire off a ghostly ball of energy at it, then smack it around some with a hardened tail and end with another energy ball of ghostly energy!
Shadow Ball ~ Iron Tail ~ Shadow Ball
Any rules on subs?
If you don't go overboard, I won't. That's all.
Alright Sheena. No holds barred here.
Imprison that Shadowball~Charge Beam~Shadowball
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I'll take ref.
-Grey
All for it! GYM BATTLESS!!!!
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(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
GYM BATTLE
PERFECT CHAOS v. DARKESTLIGHT
Arena
Temple of the Yoroi
Weather - None.
STRAGO
♂
@Magic Bounce
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 100
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 100
No status.
-
"You ready?"
Shadow Ball > Iron Tail > Shadow BallSHEENA F.
♀
@Trace
100 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
100 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
No status.
-
"Are you?"
Imprison > Charge Beam > Shadow Ball
Round ONE -7PP
Shadow Ball Welcome, everyone, to the Temple of the Yoroi. Challenger Perfect Chaos has made the thousand-step climb to challenge the gym leader, DarkestLight, to a battle for a gym badge, access to Secret Sword, points, and glory. He's a little tired, but fortunately he's not fighting DarkestLight's team of pokémon. The two battlers agree to the terms and Chaos releases his first pokémon -- a small abra named Strago. Darkly acknowledges the psychic-type pokémon before releasing one of his own, Sheena Fujibayashi, a gardevoir. Sheena wastes no time and activates her ability, copying Stago's ability.
The whistle blows and both pokémon get on the offensive. With the speed advantage, Stago summons a fierce Shadow Ball and flings it across the arena, connecting with Sheena. The fully-evolved psychic pokémon shrugs off the hit before winking over to Stago's side and putting her hands on his forehead. She concentrates for just a moment as a flash of psychic energy surges out of her opponent's body.
@Magic Bounce
-10HP
-1 SpD
-4PP0000000000 0000000000 -8PP
-6HP Stago, a bit confused as to what just happened, shakes himself off and relishes in the fact that Sheena willingly brought herself to him. His long, fat tail shimmers with a steel aura as he slams it into her slender frame. Sheena cries out before leaping backwards and snapping her fingers. A pulse of electric energy engulfs Stago, throwing him to the wall, while simultaneously raising Sheena's special attack power.
-13HP
-5PP
+1 SpA0000000000 0000000000 -15HP Stago pulls himself off of the wall before firing off another... what? He suddenly can't remember the attack he performed just a few moments ago. What sorcery is this!? Sheena smirks wildly before firing off a similar shadow ball.
-7PP 0000000000 0000000000
STRAGO
♂
@Magic Bounce
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 079
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 088
Imprisoned.
-
"You ready?"SHEENA F.
♀
@Magic Bounce
770 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
840 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
No status.
+1 SpA / -1 SpD
"Are you?"
Ref Notes:
~While under the effects of imprison, Strago will be unable to use Shadow Ball; this effect will remain until Imprison is used again.~
~Gym Leader DarkestLight attacks first!~
-Grey
Signal Beam~Charge Beam~Ice Punch
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Let's confuse her with some clones, then create another life-like sub and send her flying away from you when she comes in for the Ice Punch with another hardened tail
Double Team ~ Substitute (About 10 HP) ~ Iron Tail
GYM BATTLE
PERFECT CHAOS v. DARKESTLIGHT
Arena
Temple of the Yoroi
Weather - None.
STRAGO
♂
@Magic Bounce
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 079
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 088
Imprisoned.
-
"You ready?"
Double Team > Substitute > Iron TailSHEENA F.
♀
@Magic Bounce
770 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
840 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
No status.
+1 SpA / -1 SpD
"Are you?"
Signal Beam > Charge Beam > Ice Beam
Round TWO -5PP
3 Clones
-14HP Knowing that several super effective attacks are in his future, Stago snaps his pointed digits and summons three abra clones to surround Sheena. She doesn't even hold her breath when firing off her Signal Beam, nailing the real one without any difficulties whatsoever!
-5PP 0000000000 0000000000 -5PP
-10HP
Sub: 2HP "Oh well," Stago thinks as he uses his own lifeforce to make a more effective clone. Sheena becomes enamored with this literal meat shield before firing off another Charge Beam. The beam of elecricity connects with the substitute, ripping it nearly to shreds.
-4PP 0000000000 0000000000 -8PP
Sub: 0HP While Sheena is distracted by the substitute, Stago is able to get the slip and nail her with another quick Iron Tail! Sheena cries out in pain as her defense gets worse, and she retaliates with an Ice Beam. The frozen beam connects with the sub, destroying it completely!
-13HP
-1 Def
-7PP0000000000 0000000000
STRAGO
♂
@Magic Bounce
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 055
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 073
Imprisoned.
-
"Tethe'alla sucks!"SHEENA F.
♀
@Magic Bounce
640 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
680 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
No status.
+1 SpA / -1 Def / -1 SpD
"You will die!"
Ref Notes:
~While under the effects of imprison, Strago will be unable to use Shadow Ball; this effect will remain until Imprison is used again.~
~Perfect Chaos attacks first!~
-Grey
Start things off by smacking her with another hardened tail, follow up with firing a ball of natural energy and end with another hardened tail. Dodge her attacks as best you while you counter them.
Iron Tail ~ Energy Ball ~ Iron Tail
I'll show you Tehte'allan justice.
Calm Mind~Signal Beam~Shadowball
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GYM BATTLE
PERFECT CHAOS v. DARKESTLIGHT
Arena
Temple of the Yoroi
Weather - None.
STRAGO
♂
@Magic Bounce
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 055
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 073
Imprisoned.
-
"Tethe'alla sucks!"
Iron Tail > Energy Ball > Iron TailSHEENA F.
♀
@Magic Bounce
640 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
680 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
No status.
+1 SpA / -1 Def / -1 SpD
"You will die!"
Calm Mind > Signal Beam > Shadow Ball
Round THREE -7PP While Sheena closes her eyes and calms her mind with thoughts of that dreamy Irving kid, Stago winks to her side of the temple and wangs her in the head with another Iron Tail. Ow, critical hit!
-22HP
-5PP
+1 SpA
+1 SpD0000000000 0000000000 -5PP
-16HP The Calm Mind not as effective anymore thanks to Stago's tactics, Sheena decides to go on an all-out offensive. However, not before Stago's own all-out offensive -- the tiny abra summons a sphere of nature energy into the arena and shoots it off towards Sheena, who gets hit in the head once again. Sheena angrily retaliates with another Signal Beam.
-8HP
-6PP0000000000 0000000000 -8PP
-17HP Proving that his trainer lacks for originality, Stago nails Sheena with yet another Iron Tail before being shot in the head by the Tethe'allan ninja's grim Shadow Ball.
-15HP
-7PP0000000000 0000000000
STRAGO
♂
@Magic Bounce
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 022
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 053
Imprisoned.
-
"Haha!"SHEENA F.
♀
@Magic Bounce
190 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
500 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
No status.
+2 SpA / -1 Def
"I wish Lloyd was here..."
Ref Notes:
~While under the effects of imprison, Strago will be unable to use Shadow Ball; this effect will remain until Imprison is used again.~
~Gym Leader DarkestLight attacks first!~
-Grey
Cool.
Shadow Sneak~Signal Beam~Shadowball
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Strago, teleport away from that Shadow Sneak behind Sheena and lay her out with a double Iron Tail
Teleport ~ Iron Tail+Iron Tail
GYM BATTLE
PERFECT CHAOS v. DARKESTLIGHT
Arena
Temple of the Yoroi
Weather - None.
STRAGO
♂
@Magic Bounce
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 022
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 053
Imprisoned.
-
"Haha!"
Teleport > Iron Tail + Iron TailSHEENA F.
♀
@Magic Bounce
190 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
500 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
No status.
+2 SpA / -1 Def
"I wish Lloyd was here..."
Shadow Sneak > Signal Beam > Shadow Ball
Round FOUR -7HP
-5PP After a couple of weeks of forum-related tardiness, the gym match comes back on track. Stago wants to teleport away from his attacker to get the drop on her, but the ninja-voir is just too quick for that nonsense and sneaks up on him with Shadow Sneak! Yeowch! Not wanting to waste his moveslot, Stago immediately teleports behind Sheena to do... something...
-1PP
0000000000 0000000000 -24PP Stago, now completely behind Sheena, retaliates with a nice pair of Iron Tails. The one-two strike of the tiny psychic pokémon's attack combo is just enough to bring the fully-evolved one to the ground, defeated!
-19HP
KOed0000000000 0000000000 As Sheena is returned to her poké ball, Stago plops back to the ground and celebrates his victory over her. The imprison spell completely fades away as well.
0000000000 0000000000
STRAGO
♂
@Magic Bounce
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 015
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 029
No status.
-
"All talk, no action!"SHEENA F.
♀
@Magic Bounce
000 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
490 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
KOed.
-
"x_X"
Ref Notes:
~Gym Leader DarkestLight releases his next pokémon.~
~Perfect Chaos attacks first.~
-Grey
Thank you Sheena!
Now, let's see. Curve his enthusiasm with...Yamamota Genryuusai M Infernape
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What's his ability chief?
OK Strago, let's help make things a bit easier for your teammate.
Let's cripple him a bit with some nasty poison and restricting his movements and finish off with a blast of psychic power
If he uses any first-strike moves or combos, guard yourself from them and push the commands forward.
If he throws up protection against the status moves, insult him and then push the commands forward.
Toxic ~ Thunder Wave ~ Psychic
Subs
Protect ~ Toxic + Thunder Wave
Taunt ~ Toxic + Thunder Wave
Hrm. There we go. Uhh its the standard one I think. Blaze or whateva?
Ok Yama. Taunt. Ha. If Taunt counts as a first strike move, combo it with Feint. Then..Swords Dance. End with Shadow Claw.
So...Taunt~Swords Dance~Shadow Claw
If Taunt=First Strike move;
Feint+Taunt~Swords Dance
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And the Ability is the Standard Blaze.
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GYM BATTLE
PERFECT CHAOS v. DARKESTLIGHT
Arena
Temple of the Yoroi
Weather - None.
STRAGO
♂
@Magic Bounce
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 015
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 029
No status.
-
"All talk, no action!"
Toxic > Thunder Wave > PsychicYAMAMOTO G.
♂
@Blaze
100 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
100 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
No status.
-
"Ready!"
Taunt > Swords Dance > Shadow Claw
Round FIVE -5PP Sheena faints and the battle finally gets back together as Gym Leader DarkestLight summons his second pokémon--Yamamoto, the infernape. Yamamoto wastes no time getting into the swing of things and starts cackling at his psychic opponent, hoping to taunt him. Unfortunately for Yamamoto, Stago still has Magic Bounce, and Yamamoto is only successful in taunting himself. Stago snickers gleefully before splashing the firefighter with a dash of toxins.
-2PP
Taunted
Toxic
0000000000 0000000000 -7HP
-5PPYamamoto, very angry at this point, forgoes his sharpening in favor of brutal beat-down. Stago quivers in fear as the fire monkey throws himself forward and pummels furiously. Stago cries out before responding with a thunder wave, paralyzing Yamamoto instantly! -2PP
-1HP
Paralyzed0000000000 0000000000 -5PP
-8HP
KOed As Yamamoto nurses his paralyzed joints, Stago is free to lift him with his toughts and hurl him into the wall. Yamamoto shrugs it off for a moment before retaliating with a nasty shadow claw, dealing enough damage to fell the tiny psychic imp. Victory!
-12HP
-5PP
-1HP0000000000 0000000000
STRAGO
♂
@Magic Bounce
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 000
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 014
KOed.
-
"XX"YAMAMOTO G.
♂
@Blaze
870 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
910 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
Paralyzed; 5% Toxic.
-
"Take that!"
Ref Notes:
~While under the effects of toxic poison, Yamamoto will endure 1HP damage per action multiplied by the number of rounds in play; relaxing for an action will reduce the damage by 1HP.~
~While under the effects of paralysis, Yamamoto's speed is reduced by 75%; he will also have a 25% chance of failing to attack completely.~
~Perfect Chaos releases his next pokémon.~
~Gym Leader DarkestLight attacks first.~
-Grey
Nicely done Strago, you did well.
Next up, Babil my genderless Golett with Iron Fist.
Babil [G]
[Iron Fist]
Huh? That fell apart.
umm ok.
Flamethrower~AerialAce~Heat Wave
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Alright Babil, let's put that sriracha ape in his place!
First, shake up the ground to make him unsteady with his aim for the Flamethrower. Next, once he gets close to you for the Aerial Ace, sock him with an explosive punch. Finish off by blasting him with a psychic energy
Earthquake ~ Dynamic Punch ~ Psychic
If you guys want this to continue, I will see what I can do.
-Grey
I was actually gonna PM you about this. I'm still down for this battle to continue/finish as well.
>.>
Bumping this. Grey, DL and I have posted our attacks for the next round already
Didn't even realize that Darkly posted those. I'll work on this tomorrow.
-Grey
GYM BATTLE
PERFECT CHAOS v. DARKESTLIGHT
Arena
Temple of the Yoroi
Weather - None.
BABIL
♂
@Iron Fist
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 100
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 100
No status.
-
"Greetings, I am Deadbot."
Earthquake > Dynamic Punch > PsychicYAMAMOTO G.
♂
@Blaze
087 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
091 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
Paralyzed; 5% Toxic.
-
"Take that!"
Flamethrower > Aerial Ace > Heat Wave
Round FIVE -7HP
-5PP After what appears to be a century of waiting, the gym battle continues as Perfect Chaos withdraws his first loss of the battle. With a smirk, he summons a ghostly golem to take Stago's place--Babil, the golett. Wasting no time, Babil uses his superior speed to send massive tremors all along the battlefield, giving Yamamoto quite the stir! The infernape cries out before retaliating with a torrent of nasty flames. They aren't as devastating.-7PP
-15HP
-1HP
-5PP Babil attempts to keep the pain coming with a fierce Dynamic Punch! However, the slow-moving nature of the attack gives Yamamoto ample time to duck the attack before responding with... nothing at all. Stupid paralysis!PAR
-1HP-7PP Babil takes the miss in stride, and decides instead to hit the stupid monkey with a more ethereal attack. Yamamoto cries out painfully as Babil infects his mind with a series of migraines and aches. It's so painful that he can't even retaliate. That, and paraysis...-14HP
PAR
-1HP0000000000 0000000000
BABIL
♂
@Iron Fist
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 91
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] 83
No status.
-
"Acknowledged."YAMAMOTO G.
♂
@Blaze
55 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
84 [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
Paralyzed; 8% Toxic.
-
"I hate you."
Ref Notes:
~Gym Leader DarkestLight attacks first.~
~While under the effects of paralysis, Yamamoto's speed will be reduced by 75%; there will also be a 25% chance of attack failure.~
~While under the effects of toxic poison, Yamamoto will incur 1HP damage per action multiplied by the number of rounds he's been afflicted; relaxing for an action will reduce the damage received by 1HP.~
-Grey
Actually wouldn't I have to attack first this round Grey?
Yup. Forgot to change that in the post notes. Getting the formatting just right was a hassle in itself.
-Grey
No worries man, I gotta figure out how to do it myself if I want to get back into the reffing game.
Nicely done Babil. Keep up with the onslaught!
Earthquake ~ Psychic ~ Earthquake
Any status shenanigans he tries, replace the move with Magic Coat
Shadow Claw x 2~ Hailo
(If hailo has been used, s claw, haven't checked what was used yet. )
So, now that the place is getting a bit more livelier, how about we finish up this battle once and for all?