[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

[Fett One]

Granted. They are sitting in the audience watching the show only.

I wish companies would stop making 3D movies.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, they'll start making '4D' movies which provides the watchers with serious brain damage.

I wish Twilight series movies were better.

[Fett One]

Granted but they are only better in the eyes of women and are even worse in the eyes of men.

I wish everyone has a great new year.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it applies only for the new year's day 1st of January, the rest of the year will be horrible.

I wish Estonians didn't speak so fast so their language would be easier to understand.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted! Estonian language is reduced to simple words and their speed when talking becomes so slow it takes 15 seconds to finish saying only one word.

I wish my family's luck with cars wasn't so ill.

[Fett One]

Granted. They have good luck with cars for the first 5 months of ownership and then the worst luck imaginable after that.

I wish to have some peace and quiet so I can finish reading a book that I have been trying to read for almost 2 months.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The peace and quiet only happens when you're not reading the book.

I wish I had a trio of affordable, great quality poster frames for my new posters.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but they are so awesome that you'll never want to buy new posters anymore and are stuck with them the rest of your life. Everyone keeps asking "Why do you never change your posters?" and you get frustrated.

I wish working in the library wasn't so boring.

[Fett One]

Granted. Working there becomes so exhilarating that it causes the older employees to have heart attacks, which leads them to suing the Library, which in turn bankrupts it, thus putting it out of business, and you out of a job.


I wish to only work 20 hours a week but still get paid for 40 hours of work.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As a result though, your employer makes you work much harder to get the higher pay.

I wish I had a digital cable box in my room with the same functionality as the one in the den area of my house, ready to watch all the extra channels on it.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but all those channels start showing only live footage from your least favourite videogame series.

I wish Pirate Party had a candidate in our Presidential Election.

[Fett One]

Granted but the candidate is an abusive alcoholic, so no one votes for him/her.

I wish it is impossible to get headaches.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. It becomes impossible to get headaches, but very, very possible to get aches elsewhere in your body, from your ears, to your stomach, to your back, you name it, you've got it.

I wish SOPA's plans were all countered this weekend and put out of commission.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but next weekend, even stronger measures take place.

I wish videogame producers always kept on supporting old systems even after new ones come out, and never stopped.

[Fett One]

Granted but everyone stops playing the old games/consoles, so the companies are spending money on support that is completely unnecessary and as a result go bankrupt and out of business.

I wish there was a cure for blindness.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

This is spooky, but my prediction about Knight of Time's wish about SOPA/PIPA actually took place! Anyway, to take advantage of the one-week rule:

Granted but the cure provides occasionally 'Dennoo Senshi Porigon'-esque flashing between red and blue which leads to epileptic seizures.

I wish my Facebook and TPM messages could never be deleted.

[firepokemon]

Granted but you don't get either a TPM or Facebook message for the next 20 years.

I wish my damn toothache from wisdom teeth would go away.

[Fett One]

Granted. The tooth pain goes away but is replaced with severe migraines.

I wish there was more time during the day to get things done.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. The next day will have 24 hours and 1 second.

I wish I was funnier.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You figure out a way to enhance your laughing power, but it also ends up making you laugh so hard, that you end up crying non-stop and making people wonder what happened to your funny side.

I wish that it was impossible for me to drop my guard against the not-very-good or not-so-good surprises that might catch me off guard when I least expect it.

[Fett One]

Granted but now you can never be surprised by anything, thus ruining the mystery that lies in life.

I wish to be really good at finding things

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Now everybody is asking you to find their missing glasses, wallets, pens, memory sticks, you name it, and you'll get absolutely no free time.

I wish to own a theme park.

[firepokemon]

Granted but you actually got a mini theme park. So small the only things that could play on it were mice.

I wish my laptop was brand new again. It feels like its aged fast

[Knight of Time]

Granted. It becomes brand new again, but you begin to suddenly age so quickly, in a matter of minutes, you end up becoming an old man, now lacking computer knowledge so that the laptop is pretty much impossible for you to understand.

I wish I had a list of how many TPMers (still) go on Neopets these days.

[Fett One]

Granted but the list is in a long dead language that you don't understand and that no one on the planet understands.

I wish to be able to control magnetism?

[DivineAll]

Granted. You now control refrigerator magnets.

I wish I could find a second job easier.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you'll fail to find the third job.

I wish ChobiChibi got her Final Fantasy XIII-2 already.

[Zaiphon]

Granted , so we have our eyes hurt more.

I wish I was a goddess

[Leafeon]

I wish I was a goddess

granted but you're the goddess of death so no one will want to worship you

i wish i was a cute my little pony unicorn

[Zaiphon]

granted , people with annoy u and u have to eat grass

I wish i was the goddess of death

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but Light Yagami steals your Death Note.

I wish for a Sonic figurine.

[Zaiphon]

Granted , You will just lie there forever

I wish I was god

[Fett One]

Zaiphon, you have to wait two posts before you are allowed to post again


Granted, you are the god of ants.

I wish The Force would be with me.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it's the DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE. You stumble upon Jabba the Hut's place and fall into a pit.

I wish I got a change to watch the Star Wars Movies as a marathon, starting from Episode 1.

[Zaiphon]

oh sorry , neva noticed ^_^

granted . now there's nothing else on TV

I wish i were a eagle that soars beyond the clouds

[Fett One]

Granted. You soar so high above the clouds that you pass out from the lack of air and plummet to your death.

I wish cell phone bills were cheaper.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. All your other bills become much more expensive, however.

I wish I was able to add some more TPMers as Neofriends.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but those members get so hooked on Neopets that they'll have no time for TPM.

I wish people didn't regard '4 AM' as 'in the middle of night' so that nobody complained if I wake up that early to post at TPM when Americans do.

[Fett One]

Granted. Now people complain when you post on TPM no matter what time of day it is.

I wish message boards never have flame wars.

[firepokemon]

Granted but the forums have spam wars.

I wish I had someone else to do the cleaning as I am really not in the mood today.