What?! No, it isn't! What about this one?
Lol. XP
Okay, first of all:
Best. Introduction. Ever. XDDo you like cheese? If so, this collection of stories will be perfect for you. If you don't... this collection of stories will be perfect for you. Did I forget to mention that this collection of stories will be perfect for you? Good. Here is the first of a collection of stories that will be perfect for you.
Now, there were a number of things that amused me in this... er... story... thingie. X3 The main things are as follows:
XP"Girl, help us!" shouted the mother. She was wearing... aah, who the hell cares about description?
Hooray for random appearances by South Park characters. XP"And don't forget to bring a towel!" Towellie exclaimed. Girl looked behind him, and saw a blue towel with white stripes at both ends of it standing up and staring at him. Where did this towel come from? Who knows.
"Umm... okay..." Girl responded, confused.
"...Wanna get high?" Towellie blurted out after a brief pause.
"No thanks." Towellie abruptly vanished.
This is truly a momentous occasion: the first time that Girl chose to grab something that had randomly turned into cheese and eat it, with the cheese happening to taste good. XPGirl had reached the Forest of Everlasting Butter, when suddenly, an owl appeared. Some really strange music started playing, and the owl was about to talk to the young lad and bestow upon him some mystic knowledge important to his quest. But instead, the owl turned into a piece of cheese. Girl grabbed the cheese and ate it. It tasted good.
I like that the "Forest of Everlasting Butter" contains no butter whatsoever, and also like how the narrator promptly self-contradicts when it comes to the forest being named after President Kennedy. XDThe Forest was very green. Yes, very green. And there was no butter in it whatsoever. It was a normal, regular forest. With regular, normal trees, and regular, normal wildlife. And occasionally a regular, normal fallen tree would block the regular, normal path that snaked in a regular, normal fashion through the regular, normal woods.
No one knows why the forest is named after president Kennedy. All they know is that it's called the Forest of Everlasting Butter, and it was, in fact, not named after president Kennedy.
*gasp* Are you telling me that things don't always taste good when they randomly turn into cheese?Girl went back to that point in the forest. The old man stopped him. But instead of yelling at him, he went into a long, drawn out explanation on how to catch a Pokémon. The young lad stared impatiently as he threw a Poké Ball at a level 5 Weedle, and caught it. When the demonstration was over, the man added, "First, you must weaken the target." He then turned into a piece of cheese. Girl grabbed the cheese and ate it. It tasted good... no it didn't. Yuck! Old man cheese.
And lol, "old man cheese" is, I believe, one of the nastiest phrases I've ever seen in text. XP
Fwee, that's about as relevant to the story as... something that's not very relevant to the story. XPFood policy is a plan or course of action intended to influence and determine decisions, actions, behavior, and perceptions to enable people access enough food for an active, healthy life. It consists of the setting of goals for food production, processing, marketing, availability, access, utilization and consumption, as well as the processes for achieving these goals on a local, national, regional and global level. More specifically, food policy comprises the mechanisms by which food-related matters are addressed or administered by governments, by international bodies or networks, or by any public institution or private organization. As a subfield of public policy, food policy covers the entire food chain, from natural resources (such as soils, water, and biodiversity), to production (crops and animals), to processing, marketing, and retailing, as well as food consumption (including food safety) and nutrition (including nutrition-related health). Food policy shapes the structure and functioning of the food system in the direction of the intended goals.
Whoa. o.o What a mind-blowing revelation that was. XP*insert time-wasting phrases here*
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I have feet.
Truly, that is one of the most awesome and amazing spells of all time. It's right up there with the likes of Feeve and Higins. XPThe boy knew he could only do one thing. He stood on the stump, and a mystical rune appeared around him. The boy was channeling all his energy into this magic. Of course, the orc waited for the boy to finish casting his magic spell which surely would mean doom for the orc.
About ten seconds later, a carrot drops down from the sky. A harmless, measly looking carrot. It was kinda shriveled actually. It landed on the ground next to the orc with a harmless thud. The orc looked at the boy... and broke down in laughter. Of course, this had cost the boy all his MP.
The length and relevance of that scene are downright staggering. XPTomato paste.
Oh, and by the way? Cheese Cars all the way.