Granted, but it will require time travel that takes about 22 hours.
I wish North America had more available colors for the DS Lite.
Okay, it's time for version #5 of Twisted Wishes!
What happens is, the first person will make a wish...
I wish my soda wasn't warm.
Then the next person tries to twist that wish to warp what the first person receives. Then he/she posts a new wish...
Granted. Now it's boiling!
I wish I was the king of the world.
And the process continues to repeat itself.
Granted, now you have thousands of assassins trying to kill you.
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I wish that it was Friday.
Granted, but it will require time travel that takes about 22 hours.
I wish North America had more available colors for the DS Lite.
Granted, but in order to get one of these DS, you have to sell all your possessions, sign all your body parts on a donor list and sell your soul. You will soon have a DS with a color never seen by anybody before ... but somebody wants your eyes, ears and fingers just before you receive it. So now you can't see it, hear about it or feel it. But it was worth it, wasn't it?
I wish that I had super speed so I can complete all my chores on Chore Wars really fast.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted but you move so fast that you can never slow down, so you have to spend the rest of your life with everyone looking like statues since you are moving so fast
I wish for a machine gun
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but it's vivid pink and doesn't work.
I wish to be able to play guitar.
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Granted, but rather than the actual guitar, you'll only be able to play Guitar Hero.
I wish I played the alto sax rather than the trumpet.
Granted, however, all your fingers fall off in a tragic accident.
I wish I had a pony.
Granted, but it is one of those small ponies who produces a lot of extrament.
I wish I was best buds with Strong Bad and the Cheat.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted but they treat you worst than Strong Sad
I wish for a sword that could never be broken or dulled
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, I kill you with that sword and it gets stuck.
I wish I never had to use dictionary again.
Granted, but your vocabulary will be small due to the incapability of using a new word unless given the definition.
I wish I didn't have a photographic memory.
Granted, but now you don't have a memory at all!
I wish my throat wasn't sore.
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Granted. It'll be suffering a terrible sensation of burning instead.
I wish Weasel Overlord was online at this time.
Please take it easy~
Granted, but he only gets on to mock you whenever you do something.
I wish I had some earmuffs that would block out sound.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted but the earmuff's are permamately attached to your ears, essentially leaving you deaf for the rest of your life
I wish for more things to wish for
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but then you must post here all the day.
I wish we wouldn't take granting wishes for granted.
Granted, everybody holds onto their wishes forever. Unfortunatly since no one else can see them the people making wishes are deemed insane and dealt as such.
I wish I could sleep
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Granted, but you sleep for a long time that when you wake up, you have missed every important event in your life. And catching up will never work. So you agree to put yourself in cryo-statis for all of eternity so you will never ever have to worry about life again.
I wish I was friends with Q.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted but he turns you into a dog, thus making you man's best friend
I wish I could figure out how to do things just like McGuyver
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but you cannot figure out anything McGuyver doesn't.
I wish Finland sent more troops to Afganistan.
Granted, but those troops would then be in danger of being killed by terrorists.
I wish I had a number of wishes equal to the number of people existing in the world.
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Granted, but a nuclear wipes ou everybody on the planet except you. so now only have one wish. And you can't wish that everybody was alive again because they would be revived as zombies and chase for all of eternity.
I wish Freddy, Jason and Chucky were stuck in a cage match to determine who is the top scarer/killer.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted but all 3 of them end up dead so there is no winner
I wish for a never ending vacation
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Please take it easy~
Granted, but the cookies are very hot and drop on you from the sky for all eternity
I wish I could fly
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Granted, but a hunter mistakes you for a duck and shoots you.
I wish I knew if I had grammatical mistakes in this post.
Granted, you just need to wait for mr_pikachu to show his face in this game
I wish mr_pikachu will return to playing this game
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, he returns for one more post before moving to the SPPf Forums for all internity.
I wish I could throw away stuff more easily, e.g. so that I didn't have like 400+ e-mails on all my e-mail accounts put together!
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Granted, you are unable to do anything with them but throw them away, even before you read them.
I wish I could run old video games on new computers.
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Granted but doing so causes your computer to get hit with 10,000 viruses
I wish the internet access was 100% free
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, now you have to pay 1000% more for your electricity bill.
I wish the time it would take to travel to exoplanets could be shorted to less than the human lifespan.
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Granted, but that kind of spaceships cost more and more.
I wish they published Tekken 6 soon.
Granted but the game is incomplete due to it being rushed to come out sooner
I wish for a new star wars movie to come out and for it to be better than all 6 movies combined
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted but the movie is just about stars crashing into each other (literally "star wars"), and it lasts 5 hours, 47 minutes, 23 seconds.
I wish the new Heroes web comic would come out today.
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Granted,but then the final panel says. Shows Over fuckfaces come back in another 3000 years (okay so that is fucking lame but fuck you).
I wish my mouth was washed out with soap.
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Oh I miss you Calaveron
Granted but you die from accidently swallowing some soap
I wish to own a swimming pool
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but it's just large enough to put your feet in, nothing else.
I wish I had less things to wish for.
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Granted, but now you have nothing to post here.
I wish I was an Emperor of China.
Granted but your reign only lasted 1 hour
I wish to live in a mansion
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but it's Barby's Girly-Pink-Fluff Summer Mansion.
I wish to write a book.
Thanks Orion, for my reflection...Numbuh 24/7, Teen KND Operative of Sector TNT, [Hey, I can dream, can't I? ]My AP Page, a construction site since 20XX AD.(Spoiler:) The Compas Is A Lie!