My last chapter wasn't so good, so I thought I put up a new one as an Easter treat. Or maybe I'm still just a little high off the sugar rush - I gave my girlfriend lilies for Easter, and she gave me a chocolate rabbit that must have weighed a pound.
Anyway, the user character in this chapter belongs to Master of Paradox, who, as you may know, is my beta reader. Enjoy.
- DS
[B][I]My name is Malvolio.
You might think it’s a strange name; in case you don’t know, it was the name of the villain in Shakespeare’s comedy “Twelfth Night”, a play I’ve memorized. Everyone in my family has had a thing for the Bard…
…and for dueling.
A lot of weight has fallen on my shoulders, and I don’t like it. Being part of a legacy might seem good to some people, but it’s really a pain.
I’ve tried hard to keep my fellow students away…
But I knew my act wouldn’t fool everyone…
[B][size=3]CHAPTER EIGHT
Saturday, September 11th, 2106, 4:50 PM
That evening, the Ra students made their way to the dining hall. Trisha was followed by two of her close friends, June and Amy.
Amy sighed.
“Chicken cutlets…” she muttered. “I think this school has a cookbook entitled 1001 Ways to Prepare Chicken. Those cutlets are fattening…”
“It isn’t the chicken that’s fattening,” answered June, “it’s that thick sauce they put on it.”
[B]* * * * * * * * * *
As the three girls crossed the cafeteria with their trays (Jason and Russell were on the other side), Trisha noticed someone.
He was sitting by himself, as he always was, a half-eaten plate of chicken and yams and a dish of chocolate pudding to his right, and a Duel Disk to his left. A few cards were in front of him.
He was a very delicate young man… It looked like a strong wind could snap him into pieces and scatter the pieces. His limbs were long and lanky, and his torso was flexible. He had short, blonde hair, and pale grey eyes. His hair was combed up with the edges trimmed.
Both his blazer and pants were a size too large, making him look unkempt.
He noticed Trisha looking at him.
He held in his hands two Monster Cards: Command Knight, and Dream Clown. He held the two cards so they were facing each other.
He raised the Command Knight card.
“Save, thee, friend, and thy music!” he said in a high voice. “Dost thou live by your tabor?”
He lowered the card and lifted the Dream Clown card.
“No, sir,” he said in another voice, “I live by the church.”
He lifted the other card.
“Art thou a churchman?” he said in the high voice.
He lifted the Clown again.
“No such matter, sir,” he said in the second voice. “I do live by the church for I do live at my house, and my house doth stand by the church.”
Trisha went up to him.
“Uh, Malvolio?” she asked. “Would you like to join us?”
“Mmm…” muttered the youth in his high voice. “The sky is very blue today, is it not?”
“Come on, Trisha, leave the lunatic alone…” said June.
At the table with Jason and Russell, Trisha continued to look at Malvolio.
“Why are you so interested in him?” asked Amy. “Don’t you know that he’s nuts?”
“Yeah,” replied June. “They say his parents sent him here to get rid of him.”
“I’m worried about that guy…” said Jason. “He hasn’t done anything bad yet, but insanity can often lead to violence. I’m afraid Malvolio is going to really snap one of these days, and hurt someone… or himself.”
Trisha took the last bite of her chicken.
“I don’t know,” she said, chewing. “There’s something strange about him being strange…”
They looked at her.
“Uhm, that didn’t come out right…”
She picked up her pudding.
“Anybody want this?” she asked. “I’m full.”
She hefted her backpack over her shoulder and went up to Malvolio’s table.
Malvolio was looking at another Monster Card – the Machine called Patroid. He placed it on the table and started making siren sounds.
“Malvolio,” said Trisha, “I want a few words with you…”
Malvolio’s eyes narrowed.
“I fear I must decline, dear lady…” he said, in a faux British accent.
“Well I fear I must insist!” said Trisha.
She grabbed his arm.
“Well, in that case…” he said.
He grabbed his Duel Disk from the table, but then made no more resistance.
“Russ,” said Jason. “I have a feeling that Trisha might make him snap sooner than he should.”
“All right,” sighed Russell. “Let’s follow from a safe distance.”
[B]* * * * * * * * * *
In the center of the Ra complex was a large promenade. You reached it via a stairway going down. In the center was a large pool in the shape of the image of the Spell Card, Spring of Rebirth. Students would often toss coins into this spring when they had an important duel in their schedule… a little luck never hurt.
Malvolio sat on the edge of the Spring, and looked up into the evening sky.
“Ah, what mysteries lie among the beauty of the infinite stars of the cosmos?” he said in his high voice.
“Can you cool it, Malvolio?” asked Trisha. “I’m starting to think you want people to think you’re crazy…”
“Well, maybe I am a tad… off…” he replied.
“Are you really?” asked Trisha.
Malvolio giggled, and took a card out of his pocket.
“They say I’m nuts…” he chuckled. “They say I’ve gone crackers… Well, maybe it is true that I am a little… batty…”
He tossed her the card, and Trisha caught it.
It was Dark Bat.
“…blame it on the bats in my belfry!”
“Well, I don’t buy it, Malvolio,” she answered.
Malvolio looked at her.
“You’ve been acting crazy since we were both Freshmen,” she said, “well, I don’t believe it. If you were nuts, you wouldn’t have lasted long here.
“I know what happened at the end of last year… Dr. Artemis personally congratulated you for acing all your exams, and you were third on the honor roll.
“You want to tell me what the deal is?”
Malvolio looked at her in silence for a long time.
“You can tell me,” assured Trisha. “I’ll keep it a secret.”
Another long silence.
“You want the short version or the long version?” he finally said.
His voice was different. One octave lower and far more lucid.
“I want the most complete version,” answered Trisha.
Malvolio paused. He took a piece of chewing gum out of his pocket and popped it in his mouth.
“It hasn’t been easy for me, Trisha,” he said, as he slowly chewed. “My family line goes back a long time. My great, great grandfather, Demetrius Lark…”
“Demetrius?” asked Trisha. “Is everyone in your family named after characters in Shakespeare?”
“It’s a family tradition, Trisha,” he answered. “All male children have been.
“Anyway, Demetrius was a duelist who took the Americas by storm one hundred years ago. He was undefeated, winning every possible title in North, South, and Central America…
“But to his regret, he never got to challenge a member of the Trinity.
“Anyway, the dueling tradition was passed down to sons and daughters, and they all carried on his legacy. My father Bassiano was the champion of Canada before his untimely death four years ago dumped it all on me…”
He let out a long sigh…
“You don’t know what a pain it was, Trisha,” he moaned. “It seemed that everyone wanted to duel me just to win and prove he was better than a Lark. That’s the reason for the façade. I just want to keep people away from me…”
“So you pretend to be nuts so that gloryhounds won’t bother you?” asked Trisha.
“I know it’s hard to understand…” he replied.
“It is…” said Trisha, “but I know what can help…”
She took her Duel Disk out of her pack.
“Great,” muttered Malvolio. “Now you’re challenging me too.”
“Yes, but I don’t have anything to prove,” said Trisha. “A lot about a person can come out in a duel. Consider it a… gentleman’s challenge, and we’ll see if we can figure anything out.”
Malvolio looked at her.
“A gentleman’s challenge?” he asked.
He picked up his own Disk.
“I can live with that…”
He reached under his oversized blazer and took a deck out of a holster.
[B]* * * * * * * * * * *
Jason and Russell looked over the railing, down at the Spring of Rebirth.
“Huh,” said Jason. “It looks like Trisha is going to duel him.”
“Should we stop this?” asked Russell.
“Not yet…” said Jason. “This could get interesting…”
[B]* * * * * * * * * *
“All right, Mal,” said Trisha. “Uhm, you mind if I call you Mal?”
“Eh, fine,” answered Malvolio.
“Okay!” said Trisha, as her Disk activated. “Game start!”
[B](Trisha: 8,000) (Malvolio: 8,000)
Malvolio drew his first card.
“My first card will be…” he said.
He played a Spell Card.
“…Graceful Charity.”
The beautiful angel appeared, and her feathers fell on his deck. He drew three cards.
“And, since I’m such a nice guy,” he continued, “I’ll show you one of the cards I’m discarding…”
He turned a card towards Trisha.
“He’s a Warrior called Chain Thrasher.”
“And you’re telling me, because?” asked Trisha.
“Just remember that for later,” said Malvolio, discarding it and another card.
“Next, I’ll place a Monster in Defense Mode, and that will be my turn.”
A facedown Monster appeared.
Trisha drew a card.
She smirked.
On my first draw! she thought.
“I summon my favorite Monster!” she said, throwing a card down. “The incredible Nanobreaker!”
A shimmering light appeared on her side of the field, and the Monster formed. It was a woman dressed in futuristic, silvery armor, holding a large sword. She had glowing silver eyes, and long black hair. (1,600/1,800)
[B]* * * * * * * * * *
“That’s it!” exclaimed Jason. “Her special Monster!”
“How come?” asked Russell.
“Take a close look.”
[B]* * * * * * * * * *
“And why is she your favorite?” asked Malvolio.
“Well… just look at her,” answered Trisha. “See anything familiar?”
Malvolio gave the Machine a look…
And then it came to him. Nanobreaker was a dead ringer for Trisha herself. Trisha didn’t have the armor and was less metallic, but the resemblance was uncanny.
All right, thought Trisha. That facedown Monster might have a nasty flip-effect or a high Defense…
But it might be a bluff…
“Nanobreaker, attack with Nano-blade!”
Nanobreaker flew forward…
A weird creature appeared on the card. It looked like a face with a big nose, and a feathered headdress. Below it were two hands holding an axe.
Nanobreaker slashed with her sword, and it was sliced in half.
“Heh, heh,” said Malvolio. “That was a Hane-Hane. And when it’s flipped…”
Nanobreaker vanished.
“…one Monster on the field is returned to the owner’s hand.”
Trisha stared in disbelief.
“Oo-kay…” she said. “I guess I have to end my turn there…”
Malvolio drew a card.
“I summon another Chain Thrasher,” he said, placing a card down, “in Attack Mode.”
A young Warrior in a leather coat and trousers, holding a spiked chain appeared. (1,000/600)
“Well, uh… that’s not so bad…” muttered Trisha. “Unless he has a…”
“…special ability?” answered Malvolio. “Yes. In addition to his normal attack, Chain Thrasher has an additional attack for every other Chain Thrasher in my Graveyard.”
“And you put one there with Graceful Charity…” gasped Trisha.
“Exactly,” said Malvolio, “so he can attack twice. Chain Thrasher, attack directly with chain rend!”
Chain Thrasher swung his chain, and then lashed at Trisha with it!
“Again!” ordered Malvolio.
Chain Thrasher twirled his weapon. Trisha groaned as she was whipped a second time.
She held her torso...
[B](T: 6,000) (M: 8,000)
“I’ll end with a facedown card,” said Malvolio, placing a card into a slot.
A facedown card appeared behind Chain Thrasher.
“My move…” muttered Trisha.
I’m starting to understand why this guy’s family was so sought after… she thought as she drew.
She looked at the Spell Card.
Not bad…
“I play the Spell Card, Magnet Circle LV 2,” she said, playing it.
A metallic circle appeared in front of her, and a magnetic crane started to lower.
“Uh, cool name,” said Malvolio, “but what does it do?”
“This Spell lets me Special Summon a Machine from my hand,” she explained, “so long as its star level is no greater than two. So I’ll summon Bokoichi the Freightening Car, in Defense Mode.”
The large freight card with the fiendish face appeared. (500/500)
“Next I’ll play… Machine Duplication.”
She played the card, and two more Bokoichis appeared.
“And next, I’ll sacrifice two of them, to summon Perfect Machine King!”
Two Freightening Cars vanished, and the huge robot appeared! (2,700/1,500) –> (3,200/1,500)
“Not bad…” said Malvolio.
“Perfect Machine King,” ordered Francesca, “attack Chain Thrasher with mega-missile assault!”
Two hatches opened on the Machine’s shoulders, and a volley of missiles blasted forth. Chain Thrasher shielded himself before he was eradicated.
[B](T: 6,000) (M: 5,800)
“Well…” said Malvolio. “I’ll admit you are better than a lot of the egotistical fools who came looking for members of my family.”
“I aced the exams last year too,” answered Trisha.
Malvolio smirked.
He drew a card.
“I activate my facedown card…” he stated.
A Trap Card lifted…
Call of the Haunted.
“I’ll use it to bring back my old friend Chain Thrasher,” he added.
Chain Thrasher reappeared.
“But, I’m sending him right back to the Graveyard,” he continued, “because I’m sacrificing him…”
Chain Thrasher vanished.
Then Malvolio placed a card on his Disk, and a facedown Monster appeared.
“Next, another facedown card,” he said, playing a card.
A facedown card appeared.
“And it’s your move…”
Trisha drew a card.
He sacrificed a Monster for one that he put facedown in Defense Mode, she thought. There aren’t many Monsters that you summon like that. But Perfect Machine King should handle it…
“I’ll summon Nanobreaker again,” she said.
Nanobreaker reappeared. (1,600/1,800)
“And now that I have two other Machines on the field,” she continued, “my King gets stronger.”
Perfect Machine King glowed. (3,700/1,500)
“Attack his facedown Monster!” she ordered.
Perfect Machine King fired his missiles…
“I activate… Negate Attack!” shouted Malvolio.
His Trap Card lifted, and the missiles were stopped by an invisible barrier.
“My Trap protects my Monster and ends this battle right now…” said Malvolio.
“Then it’s your turn…” answered Trisha.
“Well,” said Malvolio, drawing, “you might wonder why I used Negate Attack when there are so many better Traps that can protect a Monster. Well, see, to activate the effect of this Monster, I had to flip it myself…”
The card flipped into Attack Mode…
And a huge, stone statue appeared! It looked like the Great Sphinx of Gaza, as it was presumed to have looked when it was new. (1,700/2,400)
“That’s Guardian Sphinx!” gasped Trisha.
“Oh, you’ve heard of it,” answered Malvolio. “Then you know that now all three of your Monsters go back to your hand.”
Perfect Machine King, Nanobreaker, and Bokoichi vanished.
“Guardian Sphinx, attack directly!” he shouted. “Monolith smash!”
Guardian Sphinx rose up and clapped its stone paws together…
Unfortunately for Trisha, she was between them.
[B]* * * * * * * * * *
“Trisha is getting clobbered!” gasped Russell. “We have to stop this!”
“Why?” asked Jason. “I don’t see any rules being broken.”
“Well, yeah, but…” muttered Russell.
“We’re duelists, Russell, it comes with the job description,” said Jason. “I think Trisha would rather fight it out than have us end it forcefully for no legitimate reason.”
“I guess…” answered Russell.
[B]* * * * * * * * * *
[B](T: 4,300) (M: 5,800)
Trisha held her head and staggered to keep her footing.
“Any questions?” asked Malvolio.
“One…” said Trisha, panting. “I noticed you seem to like Monsters that send mine back to my hand… is this a trend?”
Malvolio smirked.
“It’s called a Bounce Strategy, Trisha,” he said. “The Bounce has been the Malvolio family’s trademark strategy since Demetrius. The current version of my family’s deck, which is mine, was perfected by my great uncle Iago. His greatest success was using it to defeat a duelist who used the Five God Dragon…”
He smirked.
“The guy was shocked when his 5,000 Attack Point abomination was thrown off the field by a Penguin Soldier!
“To end, I’ll activate Guardian Sphinx’s other effect, which returns it to facedown Defense Mode.”
Guardian Sphinx vanished, and was replaced by a facedown card.
Trisha looked at him for a few seconds.
Demetrius Lark may never have challenged any of the Trinity, but she realized he may have stood a fighting chance against them. Cards that used bounce effects were very potent…
She could just image the look on Kaiba’s face if someone had bounced his Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon…
If I attack his Sphinx, he can’t use its effect, she thought, but with 2,400 Defense Points, I’d lose Life Points slowly… There’s got to be a way out of this…
She drew a card…
She grinned.
“I play Soul Release,” she exclaimed, playing a card. “I’ll use it on my own Graveyard, removing my two Bokoichis from play.”
The two cards fell out of her discard slot.
“And just why did you do that?” asked Malvolio.
“So I could play a powerful Spell Card,” she said, playing another card. “I play… Advanced Robotics!”
A card appeared, showing the image of a grim-faced, giant mecha standing amid buildings.
“Advanced Robotics is a powerful card, but only if you draw it early in a duel,” explained Trisha. “See, it can only be played when I have no Monsters in my Graveyard. That’s why I used Soul Release.
“Now, by discarding two Spell and/or Trap Cards…”
She discarded two cards.
“…I can summon a high-level Machine with no sacrifices required. So I’ll summon Perfect Machine King again.”
She threw a card down on her Disk, and Perfect Machine King arose. (2,700/1,500)
“All right!” she shouted. “Attack his Guardian Sphinx!”
Perfect Machine King blasted his missiles. Guardian Sphinx appeared, and was blasted into shards of rock!
Malvolio cringed.
“Not bad…” he said. “My move now…”
He drew a card.
“I play my Pot of Greed,” he stated, playing a card. “Now I’ll draw twice…”
He made two draws.
Continued…