[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.10 (LV Approved)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I think I have never ever told you before, but this my favourite TPM game forever.

Welcome to Twisted Wishes v.10

What happens is, the first person will make a wish...

I wish my soda wasn't warm.

Then the next person tries to twist that wish to warp what the first person receives. Then he/she posts a new wish...

Granted. Now it's boiling!

I wish I was the king of the world.

And the process continues to repeat itself.

Please abide by the PCG forum rules as well as the general TPM rules.


I'll start.

I wish every TPMer played this game.

[Fett One]

Granted but it quickly turns into a flame war thread.

I wish comic books were cheaper.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. New and cheaper Code Geass, Sailor Moon, Batman, Pokemon, Dragon Ball, Superman, Digimon and even Spider-Man comic books are introduced, but their drawing quality is very low.

I wish it wasn't so slippery outside.

[Fett One]

Granted. Finland now has eternal sun light so the ground can never be slippery due to ice or rain ever again.

I wish the next Avengers movie has them fighting Kang the Conqueror.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the plot of the movie contains complex timetravelling and is too hard to understand to most people.

I wish to become a war hero.

[Fett One]

Granted, you become a hero in a war that took place entire in your dreams.

I wish to own a copy of every single issue Marvel Comics has ever made.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but every single one of them has at least one page missing once you get them.

I wish I had a book of jokes written by Wayne Brady and Jonathan Mangum.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the book is written in a font that is so small you are unable to read it.

I wish I could play violin.

[Fett One]

Granted, but learning the voilin causes you to forget how to play video games.

I wish the next Spider-Man movie has him fighting the Sinister Six.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the movie begins with Spider-Man getting amnesia after fighting the Sinister Six, making viewers wonder who else would be able to stop them.

I wish there was a crossover movie starring the 1987 TMNT characters and the 90's Sailor Moon characters teaming up to fight a common enemy (with most of their original voices aka Cam Clarke as Leonardo and Rocksteady, Barry Gordon as Donatello and Bebop, Rob Paulsen as Raphael, Townsend Coleman as Michaelangelo and Shredder, Renae Jacobs as April O'Neil, Peter Renaday as Splinter, Pat Fraley as Krang, Terri Hawkes as Serena/Sailor Moon, Karen Bernstein as Amy/Sailor Mercury, Katie Griffin as Raye/Sailor Mars, Susan Roman as Lita/Sailor Jupiter, Stephanie Morgenstern as Mina/Sailor Venus, Jill Frappier as Luna, Ron Rubin as Artemis, Vince Corazza as Darien/Tuxedo Mask, and a few more actors/actresses as new villains the two teams end up having to team up against to defeat).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but sadly all those voice actors/actresses lose their voice so the movie becomes a silent movie, and what's more, the common enemy consists of a super villain team of vocalists from various bands, and because the movie is a silent movie, there isn't too much point of having vocalists as super villains.

I wish to obtain the Millennium Puzzle.

[Fett One]

Granted but after receiving it, Yami takes over your body and traps your soul/mind inside the puzzle.

I wish for a Superman/Thor crossover movie.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the people behind DC Comics and Marvel Comics get into the mother of all arguments, causing the movie to be cancelled just a week before its theatrical release.

I wish the original English (DIC/Cloverway) dub of Sailor Moon was released on DVD and Blu-Ray worldwide, as an official release (Mikachu; I bet you didn't know there are unofficial DVD releases of the first English dub of Sailor Moon).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but for some odd reason, it contains 50 extra episodes full of naked Sailor Senshi and what's more, all the characters in those episodes are constantly making offending comments about you, Knight of Time.

I wish to become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Hero Turtle.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you are captured by Baxter Stockman and spend the rest of your life being experimented on.

I wish a new season of One Punch Man comes out sooner rather than later.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the new season has only one episode as a result.

I wish I didn't have to deal with both hardships and hard work.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you no longer have to work hard, and as a result, everything comes too easily on you, meaning that soon all your achievements feel like nothing.

I wish to become a doctor.

[Fett One]

Granted, you receive a doctorate in music.

I wish the show Monk gets revived.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it is revived with an all-new cast.

I wish there would be a Simpsons episode made where Judge Constance Harm would be paired with three judges based on the three judges from Hot Bench the next time Bart Simpson breaks the law.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Bart is sentenced to death, and the punishment is executed immediately, making the Simpsons cancelled forever.

I wish for a dish-washing machine.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you accidentally use it on yourself the first time you go to use it.

I wish the next Transformers movie is more faithful to the original cartoon.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The movie is set in the 80's version of the cartoon, but switches every few minutes from cartoon to live action, confusing all the characters as they try to differentiate what is what, and as a result, the movie's ratings take a steep drop.

I wish the coronavirus pandemic would help take out some of the world's worst terrorists without taking out too many key people in the world.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the next disease comes up and kills only good people.

I wish I always was able to discover strong arguments to reinforce my opinions while debating.

[Fett One]

Granted but your opponents always come up with arguments that are stronger than yours.

I wish for a Transformers/Mighty Morphin Power Rangers crossover movie?

[Knight of Time]

Granted. A freak mishap happens early in the movie which causes the Power Rangers teens to transform into the Transformers characters when morphed, leading to major confusion over who the real Power Rangers are.

I wish a vaccine for coronavirus would be successfully found and used to eliminate coronavirus completely before this week is over.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it's only effective against a brand new computer virus called coronavirus.

I wish people played Pokemon Hangman more.

[Fett One]

Granted, but so many people end up playing, that the puzzles keep getting solved before you have a chance to make a guess.

I wish to become the worlds greatest detective.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up turning into Inspector Gadget, but before you can get on your first case, all your gadgets malfunction and you short circuit.

I wish summer (or winter for Gabi and other TPMers who are in the summer season right now) would get here sooner rather than later.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, planet Earth retilts on its axis, making seasons permanent.

I wish to have a sword and a shield.

[Fett One]

Granted, you receive a free copy of Pokemon Sword and Pokemon Shield

I wish all food is healthy for you with no negative affects (high cholesterol, etc).

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result, the life expectancy of everyone is cut in half.

I wish I knew what would happen if an already twisted wish was twisted again (just in case someone makes a wish they already made or was made by someone else).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that results twice as bad as usual.

I wish I could fly.

[Fett One]

Granted, you learn how to fly but you never learn how to land so all of your landings are crash landings.

I wish to learn to cook like a gourmet chef?

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you end up burning everything you cook to a crisp.

I wish all TPMers who are currently active would eventually join TPM's Discord.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but they all completely abandon the TPM forums.

I wish to obtain a Geass.

[Fett One]

Granted, but your Geass only allows you to draw really good pictures of fish once a week.


I wish a live action Batman Beyond movie would be made.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but a freak accident on set ends up killing one of the stunt people, forcing the movie to get cancelled.

I wish I was good at using a Spirograph again (I had one of these as a child; they're a lot of fun when you can make all sorts of colorful designs with them).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but for some odd reason, people lose their interest on those hypotrochoids and epitrochoids so your outputs impress nobody.

I wish there was a Finnish Wikipedia article for Spirograph.

[Fett One]

Granted, but it's written by someone who only took one semester of Finnish, so the article is filled with grammar and spelling mistakes.

I wish for a tv show starring Rich Uncle Pennybags and Mr. Peanut as roommates.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. During the first episode, there is a major food shortage, and as a result, Rich Uncle Pennybags is forced to eat Mr. Peanut.

I wish barber shops used sour cream instead of shaving cream.