TEAM PERFECT CHAOS
versus
TEAM RAZOR LEAF
Location: Indigo Stadium
Rules: Three super effective attacks per battle
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week
‡ Pre-Round ‡
‡ Round 1 ‡
The next stage of the Dragon Tamers' Tournament gets underway as Perfect Chaos and RL, successful during their previous bouts, prepare to cross swords. They summon their trusty dragons to the field, with the former trainer calling calling upon a tall, bushy-tailed lizard and the latter summoning a malevolent creature with sock puppet hands. Let's begin! Yum Kaax decides to prove that, even though his name might be clunky, he certainly isn't! He busts out the jazz-hands and does the running man, which together heighten his battle prowess. Meanwhile, Rorschach points out that "Yum Kaax" sounds a little like "yum cocks" and begins to cackle like a big jerk. C'mon, man! If you're gonna sling mud, sling real mud, not verbal, feelings-hurting mud. A vein rises in Yum's forehead. Eep.
Yum Kaax: <-4 EP; +1 Att; +1 Spd; Tnt>
Rorschach: <-4 EP>
As it turns out, Yum is too enraged to simply spit a bunch of silly-ass seeds all over the joint. Instead, he tromps right up to Rorschach and knees the Dragon in the gut. (Where are your precious Watchmen now, bitch?!) Rorschach doubles over but otherwise isn't too fazed by the minor strike. He begins to develop a bad case of acid reflux, though, and ends up vomiting all over Yum. The Sceptile shoot his opponent a truly horrified look. Motion to, uh, ban vomiting? All in favour say aye?
Yum Kaax: <-1 EP; Txc>
Rorschach: <-3 HP; -4 EP>
Eager to really lay into his opponent with an attack, Yum Kaax swings around that formidable evergreen glued to his ass and brings it slamming down upon his opponent. At the last second, the Sceptile's tail becomes encased in iron and the sheer strength of the attack bludgeons Rorschach to the ground. The round comes to a close as Rorschach rises into the air and then swoops toward his opponent like a purple comet. The Dragon Rush hits Yum Kaax square in the face (anything but the moneymaker!) and dazes the lizard greatly. Grah. Dragons don't play nice.
Yum Kaax: <-12 HP; -8 EP>
Rorschach: <-11 HP; -8 EP>
Yum Kaax winces as the Toxin does what Toxins do best <-2 HP>.
‡ Post-Round ‡
Notes:
> At 0 EP, Pokemon will begin to lose 1 HP for every 2 EP they consume
> Yum Kaax will remain under the effects of Taunt for four more actions
> TEAM RAZOR LEAF to command next