Eeeee... make it stop!!!! OK I accept. As the challenged, I will allow to set the rules.
Yeah, Dan, what say thee?
A one on one.
Wow. Bananas. Come back and yer assaulted.
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1 o 1? REF!
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Ok. Great.
The arena will be: Ecruteak city. Same as my Goldenrod challenge. We'll send our pokemon to the ref, and he'll decide who starts to attack and where we're gonna start in Ecruteak. After two rounds, we'll be teleported to another part of Ecruteak, at the ref's decision. I ban Toxic and Rest.
Hey, dun forget to send me your Pokemon MLG. You been on like 10 times today.
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Alright! We are in the Kimono theater in Eucreteak, where an old man is staring at me creepily. Oh its cause I'm blocking his view of a Kimono gfirl.
MLG, you'll be using your Azurill...while Razor, you'll be using your Magnemite. Bear with me, the names of these Pokemon shall show in the actual reffing. By randomizer 4.0 it shows that MLG will go first.
HIT IT!
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HI GIRLS!
Ok, Minne, set up a Substitute, then Sing and finish with Mudslap.
2010 battle-who knows what number
===Rules===
1 vs 1
Eucreteak City
Toxic and Rest Banned
===Battlers===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
100/100
I'm full of tears
Substitute~Sing~Mud-Slap
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
100/100
Floating with glee
Rain Dance~Metal Sound~Thunderbolt
===Round 1===
Ahh a nice day of relaxation. I'm taking in a show here, and its a pretty intricate show. These Kimono girls sure know how to..wait, what's that commotion. Oh jeezus MLG! I'M ON VACATION!
MLG: Dude, yer reffing. Razor's back and I got him for a one on one!
DL: This...isn't that type of place. Sure there's girls dancing on a stage dressed in kimonos.....
RL: heh..I don't know whether to be ashamed or afraid. So I'm just gonna start the fight...
With those words, Razor releases his Magnemite. The small Pokemon immediately gains lift and zipps up to not be disturbed by MLG's choice. Out plops a teardrop shaped Pokemon that seems enamored with the chairs in the theater rather than the high floating magnet.
Outside, the weather of Eucreteak became overcast, and the few folks outside ran for cover as the rooftop started to echo the sounds of rain. Floating back down, Roswell pondered what Minne was doing, but all it saw was this weird wooden construction...
Ros: -4E ===//=== Min: -7E/-10H Sub: 10
RD: 3 rds
Minne watched from below Roswell, and began to sing. However, the song that was emitted was drowned up when Roswell slammed his body into the stage (disrupting a Kimono girl dance) and dragged his body across it, creating this horrid Metal Sound that forced Minne to stop because it was so horrible.
Ros: -3E ===//=== Min: -2E
The Sub blocked the dastardly effects of the Metal Sound from Minne, whom was thankful. To show that thanks, Minne slammed her spongy tail down into the ground, forcing a mass of dust to be built up on it. She flung this muddy mixture up at Roswell, whom was busy obliterating that Substitute with a well-aimed Thunderbolt.
Ros: -7E/-6H -Acc ===//=== Min: -3E Sub go booom
===Stats===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
90/88
No sub
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
94/86
-Acc
Hrm, that didn't work so well
RD: 3 rds
Razor
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Bugger I forgot we were inside. Balls balls balls! And 'M ON VACATION!? I don't believe that for a second!
Roswell, Magnet Rise to negate any more ground attacks that might get used, then double Magnet Bomb. If we win, I'll buy you more of those magnetic letters you like playing with and teach you some more dirty words.
Curse you and your dirty words!
Sing. If it didn't pull off Magnet Rise, then use Mudslap twice. If it did, then use Tickle and Body Slam.
2010 battle-who knows what number
===Rules===
1 vs 1
Eucreteak City
Toxic and Rest Banned
===Battlers===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
90/88
No sub
Sing~Tickle~Body Slam
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
94/86
-Acc
Hrm, that didn't work so well
Magnet Rise~Magnet Bomb x 2
===Round 2===
I get vacation time! Honest! Just....not...often? Aaaaanyway, Minne tries once again for American Idol, jumping on stage (to the Kimono's girl's dislike) and using her puffy tail as a microphone. Roswell focuses on making the emp needed to resist ground forever, and succeeds, but finds its new airborne agility a bit too unrestricted, and flies forward, right through the waves of song Minne unleashed.
Ros: -7E Slp ===//=== Min: -2E
MR: 4 actions
Floating in place now, Roswell was a sitting target. Using her tail as a spring now, Mine jumped up and landed on Roswell's head, forcing him to lower to a point where the EM field would not let him and closer to the earth. From there she tried to tickle it. How do you tickle a magnet? OH! You loosen its screw!
Ros: SLP -Atk/Def===//=== Min: -3E
Glad that she has a small advantage right now, Minne uses her tail to Slam up into Roswell, while flinging herself a safe distance away. Ros flies the other direction, and heads out the window...and towards a new area. Minne gives chase, and so do I!
"They're paying for the damages, girls!"
Ros: -4H ===//=== Min: -5E
===Stats===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
90/78
Hey no running while you're asleep.
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
90/79
-Atk/Def/Acc
Slp
zzZZzz
RD: 2 rds
MR: 2 action
RL
*Magnet Rise uses less energy and lasts longer the more you use it.
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Tickle it again. Then Body Slam, then Waterpulse.
2010 battle-who knows what number
===Rules===
1 vs 1
Eucreteak City
Toxic and Rest Banned
===Battlers===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
90/78
Hey no running while you're asleep
Tickle~Body Slam~Water Pulse
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
90/79
-Atk/Def/Acc
Slp
zzZZzz
Sleep Talk x 3
Sub: Magnet Bomb
===Round 3===
Roswell continues to move, faster than I can get a chance to teleport them somewhere new. That's ok, because it ends up on top of the Pokemart. Huh? Hey I'm not questioning it. Minne follows up and jumps on it again, unscrewing that screw and Tickling Roswell so much that it gives off an outstanding Snore. Minne falls back, shocked.
Ros: -5E -Atk/Def===//=== Min: -2E/-5H
Roswell suddenly wakes up and looks around. How'd it get up here, and why was it raining? Anyway, the blue rat was here, so that means that it had something to do with it. Steel spheres rose from the earth and began to spin around in the air, zipping in all directions, until they formed a weird mesh-like net that slammed down on Minne.
Naa, that wasn't approved, and Minne once again Body slammed Roswell. This time Roswell hit the roof, meaning its Magnet Rise was over.
Ros: -5E/-6H ===//=== Min: -5E/-6H
Roswell floated back up to usual stature, and began to create a second Magnet Bomb. But this time the Azurill had the jump on it, and fired off a Water Pulse. The watery blast struck it back a ways, and seemed to cause a slight change of demeanor in Roswell.
Ahh no, it was a ruse, and Roswell retaliated with said Magnet Bomb, slamming Minne to the roof pretty hard.
Ros: -5E/-6H ===//=== Min: -5E/-6H
===Stats===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
73/66
Aww its not sleeping anymore.
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
78/63
-2 Atk/Def
That's better
RD: 1 rd
MLG
Last edited by DarkestLight; 14th May 2010 at 05:45 AM. Reason: Raised/lowered Dmg/Energy costs as seen fit.
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(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Sorry to nitpick, but I was wondering why Magnet Bomb did 9HP damage? It's a fairly low move, rated 'good' on the movelist (5-8HP) and it got Tickled twice, meaning two attack drops AND two defense points (which would normally increase my Bodyslam damage).
Gonna post attacks after explanation![]()
No problem.
Magnemite gets STAB offa Magnet Bomb, but I thought it was Special. So I'll fix that.
And Body Slam..uhh also good. I didn't add in the second drop, that's my bad. But Body Slam still won't do much cause the natural resistance---oh wait two defense drops..then that thing get STAB. oh so its ..no it six now, yesh ok. OMG GIMME A BREAK I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GYM ;_;
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What do you need to train your body for, WHEN YOUR MIND IS WEAK!
*deep frown*
Ahem.
Minne, use Mudslap. If it is going for Magnet Rise, swap for Encore. If it doesn't Magnet Rise, then Mudslap and Body Slam. If it does, then Body Slam twice (after encore).
2010 battle-who knows what number
===Rules===
1 vs 1
Eucreteak City
Toxic and Rest Banned
===Battlers===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
73/66
Aww its not sleeping anymore.
Mud-Slap x 2~Body Slame
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
78/63
-2 Atk/Def
That's better
Flash~Teleport~Shock Wave
===Round 4===
Still on the Mart roof, Roswell and Minne continue their Eucreteak Excursion. Minne tries to find some slushy material in this storm to fling at Roswell. But the bright light that flashed in her eyes might make that a bit impossible. She rolled around in agony, and yeap, that didn't help her slap anything about.
Ros: -3E ===//=== Min: X_X! -Acc
Minne was still blind and she swung her tail around in a wicked arc-water flailing everywhere. Roswell took this time to make a hasty exit, teleporting high above the lost rodent.
Ros: -7E ===//=== Min: Augh!
Peaceful, Roswell watched as Minne tried to Body Slam a steam pipe. She only ended up hurting herself since her ball tail whipped around and socked her in the face. Too add insult to injury, a surge of electricity came down from the heavens and shocked Minne. Roswell snickered....
Ros: -4E ===//=== Min: -5E/-6H
Roswell and Minne then found themselves hurled all the way over to the Golden forest outside the Tin Tower. The rain ended....
===Stats===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
67/61
- Acc
Ugh blind!
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
78/48
-2 Atk/Def
Tricksy.
RL
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Sing! Then Fake Tears. Finish with Blizzard.
2010 battle-who knows what number
===Rules===
1 vs 1
Eucreteak City
Toxic and Rest Banned
===Battlers===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
67/61
- Acc
Ugh blind!
Sing~Fake Tears~Blizzard
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
78/48
-2 Atk/Def
Tricksy.
Secret Power~Discharge~Mirror Shot
===Round 5===
The ancient forest separating the world from the Tin Tower. We do battle here as if it was just another routine event. Roswell calls up energies that force the trees to sway and release a burst of their leaves, before firing a white blast at Minne.
Struck, the little teardrop + tail rolled through a pile of leaves. She recovered, and burst out the leaves, in song no less. The Magnemite was in trouble now, as the song seemed to fit the area, a soft melody of change that lulled its senses.
Strange. Minne felt her joints tighten.
Ros: -4E Slp ===//=== Min: -2E/-5H Par
Roswell was no match for the song, and fell into a nice light slumber. Minne took a moment to look around, and saw the vibrant colors-except for a steelish ball in the air. Sure, she wasn't at 100% vision, but a steel ball in a orange area? No, that's gotta be Roswell.
So she cried and cried and cried. Enough to give Roswell the shivers! But the Pokemon stayed asleep.
Ros: -Def/SpDef ===//=== Min: -3E
Minne smirked, and bounced on her tail, ready to end this battle. Roswell seemed to run out of luck as the winds picked up around it. Minne forced out a massive Blizzard to strike and hammer Roswell with, beating the floater to the ground and freezing the immediate area. Roswell recovered...
but still slept? GEEZ!
Ros: -7H ===//=== Min: -10E
===Stats===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
62/46
Par
I'm focused now.
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
71/44
-SpD
-2 Atk
-3 Def
Slp
This day gets better....
MLG
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Body Slam x3
Get paralyzed now!
2010 battle-who knows what number
===Rules===
1 vs 1
Eucreteak City
Toxic and Rest Banned
===Battlers===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
62/46
Par
I'm focused now.
Body Slam x 3
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
71/44
-SpD
-2 Atk
-3 Def
Slp
Ugh blind!
Sleep Talk x 3
Sub: Thunderbolt
===Round 6===
As the leaves sway on their branches, Minne bounces toward what she believes will be an assured victory. Her body flies like a bolo and slams into the floating Pokemon, who seems to shiver. Roswell, though asleep, retaliates with a Bomb of steel that blasts Minne back, crashing through leaves
Ros: -5E/-8H ===//=== Min: -6E/-5H
Unsure what to make of being struck like that, Minne unraveled herself form the tree only to be struck with a Shock Wave. It knocked her backwards, but she bounced back. Literally. She bounced and slammed into Roswell again.
Ros: -5E/-8H ===//=== Min: -6E/-7H
Minne looked at the strange sleeping opponent and resumed her brazen tackles, catchng Roswell on its left side and forcing a spin. Raoswell seeme dto be awakened by that, but a strange sensatin washed over it, almost as if...yep! It was paralyzed! But hey, one status for another-as it was awake
Ros: *par* ===//=== Min: -6E
===Stats===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
50/28
Par
BOUT TIME!
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
55/34
-SpD
-2 Atk
-3 Def
Par
O crap you gotta be kidding
RL
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Encore. Then Mudslap twice.
2010 battle-who knows what number
===Rules===
1 vs 1
Eucreteak City
Toxic and Rest Banned
===Battlers===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
50/28
Par
BOUT TIME!
Encore~Mud-Slap x 2
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
55/34
-SpD
-2 Atk
-3 Def
Par
O crap you gotta be kidding
Lock On~Thunder~Flash Cannon
===Round 7===
As the Pokemon begin to square off, a harsh blast of wind engulfs us all. Determined to put each other down, Roswell and Minne continue their eternal struggle for dominance. Roswell floats around and gets a positive bead on Minne. Minne just pats her tail in amusement, glad to see such a performance.
We all end up...near the east exit gate of the town. Minne keeps slapping her balltail, wanting a second show!
Ros: -3E []===//=== Min: -3E
Roswell is not one to disappoint, and tries to do it again. The familiar bead is seen, and Minne takes aim and slaps Roswell in the face with a hefty swath of mud. Roswell spins, overcome by paralysis.
Ros: *par* -9H ===//=== Min: -3E
Well, never mind the fact mud was on its face, Roswell was ready to shatter that mouse. A brilliant steel ball was blasted from the metallic 'mon, and Minne was unable to evade quick enough. The blast sent Minne into the eastern exit wall, and left her there to twitch uncontrollably.
Ros: -9E ===//=== Min: *par* -13H
===Stats===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
37/22
Par
Nnnno!!!
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
46/22
-SpD
-2 Atk
-3 Def
- Acc
Par
Gotta get rid of it
MLG
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Mudslap all the way.
If it tries Magnet Rise, Encore it and switch Mudslap with Waterpulse.
2010 battle-who knows what number
===Rules===
1 vs 1
Eucreteak City
Toxic and Rest Banned
===Battlers===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
37/22
Par
Nnnno!!!
Encore~Water Pulse x 2
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
46/22
-SpD
-2 Atk
-3 Def
- Acc
Par
Gotta get rid of it
Magnet Rise+Flash~Thunder
===Round 8===
Still near the eastern gate, we do battle! The little teardrop picks herslef up and for a brief second, sees Roswell trying that electrostatic floting buisness. She seems to enjoy this newfound talent of the 'mite and begins to clap, until a strange bright discharge is released, a byproduct of messing with electromagnetic fields. It fries her eyes-not mine since I'm wearing my Stunna Shades
She falls back, rubbing her eye and and trying to locate where Roswell is. No such luck. Roswell though, follows the clapping sound...
Ros: -8E ===//=== Min: >_< -Acc
MR: 2 rds
Happy to be up and moving around again, Roswell floats over and looks down at where he perceives to be Minne, who quickly fires off a Water Pulse to her right.
Bingo. It hits nothing but air. Maybe a leaf...Poor Ledyba. Roswell then calls upon the skies, and a strange crackling is heard from above Minne.
A Thunder blindsides her, shaking her world apart.
Ros: -9E ===//=== Min: -13H
Roswell floats there silent, as Minne overcomes that tingling sensation in her body and fights the blindness to fire a Water Pulse above her. Roswell watches the blast shoot straight up, in front of it. and fall back down around Minne. That was too close for comfort!
Ros:===//=== Min: -5E
===Stats===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
24/17
Par
-Acc
>_O Where!
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
46/5
-SpD
-2 Atk
-3 Def
- Acc
Par
MR: 1 rd
Hrm...going down....
RL
When you run out of energy, you take two actions in a forced relax and regain 20% energy.
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Sing. Then Refresh. Then Surf!
2010 battle-who knows what number
===Rules===
1 vs 1
Eucreteak City
Toxic and Rest Banned
===Battlers===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
24/17
Par
-Acc
>_O Where!
Sing~Refresh~Surf
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
46/5
-SpD
-2 Atk
-3 Def
- Acc
Par
MR: 1 rd
Hrm...going down....
Double Team
===Round 9===
In a whirlwind of speed, these Pokemon are whisked off to somewhere else. When the dust settled, we find ourselves down in the basement of the Burned Tower. Roswell doesn't really mind, and splits up into 4 clones. The little Azurill didn't need to be moved just then, as the paralysis kicked in again!
Ros: -3E +3 cl ===//=== Min: *par*
The quartet of Roswells all take a breather, as Minne take some time to Refresh itself. The paralysis washed away, Mine breathed a sigh of relief. Now that Roswell was gonna get it....one of them..
Ros: La +6E ===//=== Min: -4E
Losing its resistance over the ground, Roswell began to lower. The clones followed, but the sounds of rushing water seemed to be coming into the building. Suddenly, a flooding Surf swooshes in down the holes and crashes on the whole area. The Roswell are all drenched, to its dismay.
Ros: +6E/-11H ===//=== Min: -8E
===Stats===
MeLoVeGhOsTs
X
Minne, F
24/5
Ok here we go
VS
RaZoR LeAf
X
Roswell
35/14
-SpD
-2 Atk
-3 Def
- Acc
Par
La. No good.
MLG
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Mudslap, if it tries Magnet Rise ro Double Team, use Sing. If it uses a sound-attack to block sing use Encore.
Then relax, then mudslap (or Waterpulse if MR is in play).