[DTT] Perfect Chaos vs. RaZoR_LeAf (Ref: Nekkid Fistbumps)

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TEAM PERFECT CHAOS
versus
TEAM RAZOR LEAF

Location: Indigo Stadium
Rules: Three super effective attacks per battle
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡


‡ Round 3 ‡

The two battlers continue their shenanigans. Yum resumes his strangle-the-living-croutons-out-of-Rorschach strategy, which proves pretty darn effective. Even as his Defence continues to nosedive, Rorschach thinks bright, happy thoughts. Clouds slide away and the sun burns with greater intensity. Who knew a Dark-type could manage such a sunny disposition?

Yum Kaax: <-6 EP; Tnt no more>
Rorschach: <-10 HP; -4 EP; -1 Def>

Pow! Double-pow! Triple-pow! Rocks aplenty tumble down from idk where and buffet Rorschach in rapid succession. The Dragon bellows deeply and, rather pleased he chose not to take his pre-battle Tums, he spews hot fire all over Yum. The Flamethrower scorches the Sceptile like a pan of roasted veggies... covered in chilli powder... broiling in hell. Mmm. Sacrilicious.

Yum Kaax: <-20 HP; -6 EP>
Rorschach: <-11 HP; -8 EP>

Yum's big ol' prickly butt continues to prove beneficial as he Iron Tails Rorschach yet again. When the metal fades away, Rorschach, who's sick as balls of that metal ass-mallet, sinks his teeth into Yum's tail... hard. He gnashes his teeth four or five times, causing Yum to squeal like a little girl. Not a flattering situation to find oneself in. Oh, and look at that... his fortitude is also taking a dip. Well. Isn't this just lovely.

Oh, and Yum Kaax is like super freaking fast now. Unburden ftw!

Yum Kaax: <-10 HP; -8 EP; -1 Def; Unburden; +3 Spd>
Rorschach: <-13 HP; -6 EP>

Yum, meanwhile, thinks he can feel a live badger inside his gut chewing on his intestinal track like it's Laffy Taffy <-7 HP>. What a, uh, visceral analogy.

‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> Unless overcome, Sunny Day will remain in effect for six more actions
> TEAM RAZOR LEAF to command next