Lisa the Legend: Chapter 82 - Last Night on Earth now up! (24th June 2013)

[PancaKe]

... And then????

[Gavin Luper]

... And then????

And then Lisa awoke in a pool of Joseph Sterling's blood. Lance had revived Issechu, who killed Sterling with a beam of uttercrapness. Darius confessed his homosexual tendencies and attempted to consummate his unrequited love for Gavin, who unfortunately castrated him before fleeing the country. Marina watched from afar, updating her twitter feed with witty and occasionally self-referential observations of the entire affair. Lisa emerged from the melee physically unscathed but harboured a deep-seated resentment toward her newly out-of-the-closet crush, which eventually became a full-blown hatred of all things with a penis. She lives and breathes among us today under the name Germaine Greer.

THE END








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ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, the author found himself mired in the busy final month of his university degree and needs a little more time.

Patience, my dearest, beloved PancaKe. Patience.