WHAAAT!? How dare you insult the almighty Americans?! We're the biggest country on Earth!

...Well, actually, that's Russia.

Okay, we're the most populous country on Earth!

...Oh, no, that's China.

Well, we're the most technologically advanced country on...

...Or, maybe not-that's Japan.

Well, we've got the coolest history...

No, that's Egypt.

Uh...the most class?

No, that's England.

We're the...rudest?

No, France is ruder than us.

...We're the most rich and famous?

YEAH, WE ARE!

...But no one else cares...



Anyway, thanks dude.

Hmmm... Gavin, huh?

...Ah well, odds are you've never heard a lot of the crazy names in this country; I honestly know I dude named Chadozion, and that's probably the wrong spelling! :smilie: Ah, well...

And hooray for Lisa the Legend! Hooray for Gavin!

(runs off to find Australian-American-Japanese cake)