Shweet.

So I'm going to do the six-eggs-for-two-Small Stones deal: Redgre, Golsil, Rubsap, Diapea, Blawhi and Plain, please. Then, I'm going to leave the following Pokemon here:

Snore Warrior, male Snorlax (Hammer Arm, Taunt, Teeter Dance) + Polkaroo, female Kangaskhan
King Thrashypants, male Nidoking (Hammer Arm, Wood Hammer, Teeter Dance) + Amelia, female Tyranitar
Aquafresh, female Lapras (Water Spout, Taunt) + Pamswert, male Swampert
La Princesse, female Galvantula (Taunt, Teeter Dance) + Om Nom Nom, male Trapinch
Buddhette, female Medicham (Taunt) + 相撲, male Hariyama
Emperor Moustache, male Jellicent (Bide) + RE/MAX, female Drifblim

Also buying three Large Stones.

Bankage!