Karaoke Battle! Asi VS Ben {1v1, Ref: Wilhelm XD}

[DarkestLight]

Relevance=0. That last post of mine was completely irrelevant.

[Mystic_clown]

"...why did I choose Raticate again?" Ben muttured as he stepped onto the stage. He looked over the lyrics sheet at the number of attacks available. Twirling the mic in his hand, he began to sing.
"I hear your money talkin but you ain't loud enough
it cost to be a boss but you ain't got enough
now get ya swagger up, now get ya swagger up"

At that point, the music changed to a slower beat, and Ben began singing in another language

"Sen Tuulen tuolta tunnen
Sen tuulen tuolta tunnen
Sen tuulen tunnen latvuksissa
Tunnen tuimat tuiskaukseses
Tunnen henkes hehkuvaisen"

Ok, back to English.

"Peep the scene, remember Cappadon' from Ice Cream
I got my nice clean, my ice beam, my nice jeans"

Swagger - Icy Wind - Ice Beam

The songs were:
Swagger - Letoya
Viima - Korpiklaani
I Don't Even Know You - Cappadonna

Vimma Lyrics translate to:
I can feel the icy wind
I can feel the icy wind
I can feel the wind in treetops
I can feel your biting burst
I can feel your spirit glow

[DarkestLight]

KarAOKE


===Rules===

Arena: A karaoke club with a huge audience of slightly drunk people all looking to be entertained! Drinks are on the ref ;D
Banned Moves: None (make suggestions if you want)


===Battlers===

Asilynne
A Capella, F Chatot
100/100
Chipper chirper
Attract~Sing~Return

VS

Mystic Clown
Raticate M
100/100
Bite biter
Swagger~Icy Wind~Ice Beam

===Round 1===

So, I'm at a bar with a karaoke night, thinking I'd have a peaceful night off from Reffing. Hear some singers, do some heckling, it would be great. NOOOOOOOO! Asi comes barreling like like a jar full of drink sea horses and runs up to the microphone. She just tackles teh girl off the mic adn starts splurging words together. She'd have a pretty voice, if she wasn't so damn drunk.

I turn to see if anyoone else is goona come stumbling in, and yep, here comes Mystic. With his Raticate out.

"Seriously you guys? Yer gonna battle? Like right now?"
"Umm yeah DL? Mind reffing? I'm gonna go sing my lyrics too."
"You gotta be %^&$^%& kidding right now..shes more sloshed than a Irish bum on St Patricks and yer in agreeance with this?"

But no. No there he goes and he's singing some c-what the hell language was that? "We don't respond to Klingon here!" But no. Capella is released somehow, as Asi stumbles to try and get me to buy her a drink...which is immediatly refuted, as Capella tries to attract teh attention of Raticate. But Raticate is also buffing himself up, and trying to get Capella's attention.

So, both sides get a plus out of this, as they both fall for the other's spell. only Capella, is now walking along the bar, o snap she's about to drink my VodkaSprite!!!

Cap: -3E +2 Atk/Cfn==///== Rat: -3E <3.<3 (50)

Eww Rat on bar! People are so going to leave! Yeap there goes three people aready., Man that's unsanitary as..Capella get the HELL out my drink! Oh no Don't drink it too Ratica---.-...Wait 'til this is over Mystic.. ::Looking at Asi.::

Cap: @_@ Tart! ==///== Rat: Yum (47)

Seems Raticate has some sense (and some level of tolerance) as he jumps off the bar. The bartender quickly wipes off the counter and tells me I have to pay for that? Hellz no! I didn't even drink it! Anyway, Capella is still up there, walking around and being dumb, slamming its notehead into the baseboard of the bar as she climbs down. Perfect place to be pegged by an Ice Beam.

As she hit the ground Raticate ran over, concerned. But no, the glazed eyes were still there, and Raticate was no longer worried.

Cap: -16H @_<! ==///== Rat: -8E (44)

===Stats===


Asilynne
A Capella, F Chatot
84/97
Chipper chirper
+2 Atk
Cfn and slow...

VS

Mystic Clown
Raticate M
100/89
Atr (44)
Alkie

M_C